Funny Comebacks and Insults (#Wattys2016)

Comebacks that are a little funny and the cover was a conversation between me and my friend.

Insults & Comebacks

" Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn . " Variety of funny insults and comebacks found on the Instagram account: insultsandcombacks & Tumblr. ~ Enjoy!

The Boy In the Cell { Jeff the Killer x Reader }

You're just a simple girl (or boy xD) who has a mother that carries you along to her job. What's her job you ask? A nurse at a insane asylum. You end up meeting a boy, a certain boy. A boy that's interesting. Very interesting.

Killer Romance [Book 1] [Jeff the Killer x Reader] [JTK]

Ten days? You have ten days left to live, but in those ten days, you have to act like you're dating him. What type of situation is that? A messed up one. Petty secrets... Incumbent lies... Weird, right? You don't even know this guy and, quite frankly, you're scared to death. It almost seems like fate is tempting you...

Comebacks And Sarcasm

sar·casm ˈ/särˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. come·back ˈkəmˌbak/ noun a quick reply to a critical remark.

A Werido's guide to annoying someone.

A guide filled with ways to annoy people just for fun! Its a Werido new entry to the series!Be the first to do these things to friends. follow me on youtube and facebook as Rocketor Dare to see if you might be elidglble to get a chapter DEDICATED 2 U! Send me pm to tell me if you did to enter! Winners every week!

Sarcasm 101

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...

Jeff the killer x reader

you love Jeff the killer? well guess what~ he loves you too. he just doesn't know it yet.

Jeff the killer x Reader♡

You were saved by a killer.

never go to sleep (jeff the killer x reader)

A old story i made in middle school it has been discontinued but mabye one day I'll come back and finish it 👀

Jeff the killer x reader

A/n

A Touch of Insanity(A Jeff The Killer x Reader Love Story) {Discontinued}

(_Name_) is a normal girl, well as normal as a 16 soon to be 17-year-old can be. Living with a family that isn't even hers. Just one thing, she doesn't know that and what's worst everything turns upside down when Jeff tries to kill her. It's a shame though, he failed in his first try due to an...inconvenience. He trie...

Ciel X Reader (Black Butler)

Why would someone so rich, run away from their perfect home? To get away... To get away from all the stupid people and comments they made. She ran away to get away from all that and came here, bumping into me and surprising me. Who is she and why is she so important to me? -Ciel Phantomhive I do not own Black Butler

To the highest bidder

Casinotale Sans x Reader The year 201X, You weren't much of a social girl and you knew that. But your friends you did have however wanted to change that...So they brought you to Undertale casino and resort, a booming place after the Monsters were released from the Mt.Ebott. But what happens when things go south? Why...