"Why are there so many hotline stories on your website?" "...Excuse me?" "And tech support stories. Nobody falls in love with the tech support guy at Best Buy, let me tell you that." {highest rank: #17 s.s.} ||cover by -riparian || NOT AFFILIATED WITH WATTPAD
"beautifully dark, thought provoking, and heartfelt. moonlight is one of those rare eye-opening short stories that display just how cruel the reality really is." -archertypes ( aka officialfuryevans), author of #1 short stories cinderelliot, hate line, and miss delivery girl. he was just a boy who knew too much, who s...
"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you...
The worst part in being the demon of a person, is that he needs to think about you in order for you to survive. You feed on his fear. And if he doesn't fear, you are nothing but a blurry face. UPDATED ONCE A WEEK: EVERY SUNDAY AT 2PM EST.
When old memes start taking over a tragic all-girls high school, it's up to six lame-os to embark on an interdimensional adventure and use their wits, poor athleticism, and various memeing skills to save their school. 2016 WATTYS WINNER! Edit: Most of these memes might be...aged. Please note that this comic was first...
I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of cou...
** on chapters = may cause offence or be inappropriate. Simply skip these ones if you wish. So there's this app called "Whisper". Here are some of the funniest posts I've seen on it. All rights go to Whisper and the users who posted them. If anyone sees their post and wants me to remove it, please leave me a DM so I...
What if everything you loved in life was being taken away from you? That when things couldn't get worse, that's not the half of what's about to come? This is the life of Mhairie, a nature loving 14 year old girl with a passion for all things feathery. But after a terrible incident involving Mhairie's bestie Briar, her...
Hello! This is a book about 101 totally hilarious movie cliches there are out there. So read along and have fun! Highest Ranking: #73 in Random on 12/2/16
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Now on Amazon! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XVQ9QP3 Claire wakes in a white room that's a perfect cube. Completely confused, she searches the jumbled mess of rooms and finds... what no one can explain. Book one of the Claire's Impossibilities series.
Wattpad is like a dysfunctional family that seems to have a family gathering all year round... And some of them write stories. What I'm trying to say is that there are many types of people on Wattpad and some of them are pretty funny.