Phandom Jokes
Yep, you guessed it. I will be saying creative and trashy phandom jokes, phrases, and other things to satisfy your phandom needs. Some may be a tad bit disturbing though.
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Tumblr Crush (Phan)
Dan Howell and Phil Lester hate each other. Phil always teases Dan and Dan always yells at Phil. Can Tumblr change that?
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Unknown Crush (A Phanfic) ***COMPLETED***
"You seem familiar," the raven haired boy spoke to me. "How?" I asked. "You seem to follow me around a lot," he said. "Maybe I'm there coincidentally," I replied. "Do you stalk me?" He asked. "I would call it, admiring from afar," I said looking at him.
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Skype Me Daddy - Phan
2019 edit;; I WROTE THIS IN 2016, IM SORRY {Smut} LionBoy: Nice Tumblr fuckboy BabyBear: Thanks you got Skype hottie? LionBoy: Yes I do sexy. BabyBear: Mmm Skype me Daddy!
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The Aftermath
Sequel to Black and Blue (read that first!) Dan struggles to get back on his feet after everything that's happened. Phil seems distant, and it causes problems in their relationship that Dan isn't sure he can handle.
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I Wanna Meet You a Latte
Word Count: 2478. Soulmates exist, but it's nearly impossible for you to ever know who your soulmate is unless you are one of the very very very rare people with a strong enough bond with your soulmate that anything they draw on their skin will show up on yours. However this only works one way, so the person in the pa...
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Black and Blue
Dan is the senior that everyone looks up to, he is charming, witty and sometimes even nice. Phil is the sophomore that is constantly being bullied for being who he his, a boy who likes boys. Roles seem to switch when Dan saves Phil's life, and finds himself falling for the younger boy. Dan is the new target for torme...
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" THE QUIET " ! PHAN
[ SEQUEL TO NUDES ] ANYTHING HURTS LESS THAN THE QUIET ;;; IN WHICH DAN AND PHIL HAVENT TALKED IN AWHILE [STARTED ; JAN. 23, 2017] [ENDED ; OCT. 1, 2017 ]
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deja vu | phan DISCONTINUED
whenever phil touches someone for the first time, he sees into the time he touches them for the last time he'll ever touch them. so to speak, phil can see into the future. touristlester© 2016-17
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" NUDES " ! PHAN
@PLANTBOYLESTER - HEY NUDES? @SPACEBOYHOWELL - WHAT IS A NUDE? ;;; [started; nov. 14, 2016] [ended; dec. 19, 2016]
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" FAKE " ! PHAN ( ON HOLD ! )
IN WHICH A GUY NAMED OLIVER IS USING PHIL'S PICTURES AND DAN FALLS FOR HIS TRAP
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Youth ✄ Phan
Dan and Phil live in a world where if you touch someone, you glow the color of your relationship. Green means friendship, red means enemies, and pink means love. Phil Lester is the terrifying bad boy who beats up Dan Howell for fun. Dan Howell is the cold, depressed loner who has no friends. What happens when they b...
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Fuckboy {Phan}
A short story where Dan is a fuckboy and Phil is his victim Inspired by CHERRIEBOMB. On vine:)
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Fuckboy ~ Phan [Completed]
Philleh; Nudes? Dannie; New phone who dis? *mentions of suicide* Edited; 3rd April 2017
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Philophobia
|| Philophobia. Its name comes from two Greek roots, "philo" meaning love and "phobia" meaning fear of. The fear of love. || "I think i was 9 or 10. And i would watch from the stairs and-and the concept of getting close to anyone...it petrifies me." "Why?" "Because I never want to be vulnerable." His voice became c...
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I'm Your Stalker (Phan)
This is the third and final phanfic of my 'Stalker Series' - 1st phanfic : I'm Not A Stalker (completed) 2nd phanfic: Be My Stalker (completed) ~~~~~~~~~~ Have a look into Dan and Phil's life after they've finally developed a stable and trust worthy relationship. Read through the endless group chats they have with PJ...
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Be My Stalker 《Phan》*editing*
*currently being edited* This is the second phanfic of my 'Stalker Series' - 1st phanfic : I'm Not A Stalker (completed) 2nd phanfic: Be My Stalker (completed) 3rd phanfic: I'm your stalker (ongoing) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After Dan finds out that his Boyfriend and his true love has been lying to him throughout the time...
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Little Lost Neko - Phan
Phil always lead a very small, normal, life where nothing exciting never really happened to him, and Phil thought that his life would stay that way and he hoped it would because he liked his little life. However when Phil meets a lost neko boy in the street things change, maybe for the better and maybe for the worse...
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I'm Not A Stalker 《Phan》
This is the first phanfic of my 'Stalker Series' - 1st phanfic : I'm Not A Stalker (completed) 2nd phanfic: Be My Stalker (completed) 3rd phanfic: I'm Your Stalker (completed) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dan Howell is a young teenager, he has many thoughts and many questions about the world and life. He spends every night fig...
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