Toba Sandlies: Professional in the making. Part-time banker in own finances and amateur fashion designer and trend critic. Personal trainer (twice a year only). Wii Sport Boxing Champion. Proudly fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm, and Sass. Needs glasses, cannot operate or drive any sort of automobile or mac...
The time I live in is where battles fought in outer countries are merely represented on a nightly screen, and only two worldly wars are remembered as the worst of them all. But what will happen after me?
Inspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
A book of Side-splitting, gut busting, ridiculously insane fake advertisements for fake products and services. This book will have you on your toes saying "What the hell?" while you try to catch your breath from laughing hysterically. Warning: You might fall on the floor laughing. We are not responsible for your injur...
Maria was a normal teenager, but with a slight difference. Her eyes make a big impact on her life, but one other thing her mothers wasn't human when she was born. Maria has to find away to stop all this madness her mother has caused, but all is too late when she dies with the man she lovesmost. But will that stop her...
HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing th...
❝ i miss the way your name tastes like forbidden toxins on my lips. ❞ copyright - all rights reserved
Sequel to Hilarious Facebook Statuses! :D These are some of the Teenager Posts found at //teenagerpost.tumblr.com! There are so many that you are able to relate to, and I want to know which ones you believe are the best. Continuing with the idea of Hilarious Facebook Statuses, I want you to vote, and then comment for...
Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...
"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly." In which Anna writes about a lot of people kissing.
If you go to public or private school, you probably think that homeschoolers are stupid, unsocial, and weird. You don't want to be friends with one because you think that they're too much of a nerd and goody two shoes. But you couldn't be more wrong. Watch the video in the media area to get an idea of what this bo...
Gold is an extremely popular boyband consisting of three gorgeous young men; Rian, Luke, and Noah. When they choose to attend the private academy Oakwood, most of the students are besides themselves with excitement. Then there's Iris. She likes the band, sure. But she's not as starstruck as some of the others. Having...
Let's face it. There are way more cliché books on this website than there are unique ones. Even the ones people say are unique tend to have some kind of cliché undertone. And then the ones that really are unique almost never ever get discovered. And it sucks. But for those of you who don't know your book is cliché, th...
