Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Zodiac Signs

Anything about your zodiac sign! It might be spot on or totally different, who knows? What is your sign? (I get a lot of these from Tumblr, I don't take credit for any of them.) I will try an update every week, 3 to 4 times a week, depending on how I am feeling. I am a Gemini!!