FUNNY PICK UP LINES ~its so bad it hurts
read title lol xD
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107 cheesy pickup lines.^~^
the most lamest and corniest pick up lines ever. try them on someone(; enjoy passing time with this ;D
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cheesy pickup lines
The worst but funniest pick up lines out there. Please don't use on real people cause these are so cheesy but funny!
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Celebrity and YouTuber Preferences [One-shots and Imagines]
Celebrity and YouTubers One-shots just for you! Celebrities..... Name it! Containing PewDiePie, Tobuscus, Cry, (A lot of YouTubers.... One Direction, Jedward, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley, Narnia Cast, Hunger Games Cast, Percy Jackson Cast, Logan Lerman, Ryan Gosling, The Wanted, Twilight Cast, Harry Potter Cast, J...
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Mega One-shots!!! (requests closed for now)
NO LEMONS!!! May be rated from G- PG-13 stuff. This is a bundle of many one shots or some that may last a few chapters. Includes; Teen Titans Rise of the Guardians Percy Jackson Assassin's Creed Minecraft Youtubers Doctor Who (9-11th doctors so far) Walking Dead Ninjago Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Avengers and so man...
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Death is My BFF Rewritten (Book 1 of the Rewritten Death Chronicles)
Death is My BFF is now published as a Hardcover, Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! As Wattpad reader you can access the original rough draft version here, and published version details inside. This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ...
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131 Ways To Aggitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter (On Hold)
Title says it all! I will be updating more of these things sometime soon in the future. I get hooked on these and thought I should share the laughter. Some will deal with fandoms and others will be random! It's something different! Hope you all like it!
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How I Fell for the Player
Shannon Lane and Austin Burke are complete opposites. Shannon is the ordinary girl who is looking for the perfect guy and Austin is the hot player that every girl wants. One night at a party Shannon catches his attention and becomes interested in her and from then on he never leaves her alone. Austin has made it his...
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In the Eyes of a Mermaid
What if one morning you find that all the dreams we're true? What if one day you find yourself having your eyes and nails change its color according to your emotion? A feet that forms a beautiful tail when gets wet? Superpowers that you can unleash anytim you want? It seems like a dream come true, right? But not for G...
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I Was a Teenage Ghost Hunter
Moody sixteen-year-old barista Devin Mulwray is doing his best to ignore bizarre manifestations at his job in the chilly Northern California town of Arcata. Already teased about his recurrent 'phase-outs', the last thing he needs is to get pegged as a guy who sees ghosts. It doesn't help his state of mind that his b...
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Secretly Super
"There was no where we could go, it was coming too fast. When I opened my eyes and looked out my window I saw the train coming straight at me and I yelled at the top of my lungs as it hit the car head on." Evangeline "Angel" Vitson is an orphan in an orphanage where no one likes her because she's different. After an a...
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The Mysterious Hero
During the day she's shy, quiet, and reserved. But during the night she's beautiful, confident, and a secret kick-ass hero. She's Lila Tyler. From capturing criminals to saving lives, it's kind of hard to keep up, especially when you're just a high school student. But somehow Lila manages it. How can one girl save th...
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Burn in Water, Drown in Fire
Enhanced by a super-powered drug, an unknown love triangle (square, actually) turns into a game of life or death when genetically altered teens reveal symptoms that weren't planned for. What triggers the symptoms, calms the powers in the other. They're all different, but there's only one thing that can both trigger an...
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Best Friends with the Player
Kimberly Taylor was a quiet, shy girl with no friends growing up, until Kindergarten when Asher Knight changed that. It's now been eleven years since they've become best friends, and they both have come a long way. Asher Knight has become one of Jefferson High's players and all-star jock. Popular, good looking, funny...
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The Anthem Force Chronicles
Being a teenager is hard enough. Try balancing friends, school, and crushes all while saving the world on the side. Dante Caslon is just your average, teenage... superhero? She has the mask, she has the codename, and she has the team. There's just one problem: she's missing the powers. In a world where people can lif...
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Project Fat Suit
Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?
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1000 Funny Jokes
!! COMPLETED !! BOOK 2 IS UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman tumblr: we-ah-foive-secuhnds-of-summah
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