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  • 505 - Alex Turner
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    Self absorbed, yet unmistakably charming, the frontman has a way with words that entices me in like no other. Carefully picked and perfectly delivered sentences flow like a gentle river, it's waves only to be rippled by his thick sheffield accent. But when speech is secondary; his body leaves me dumb-founded and I fin...

  • The Truth About Guys
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    It has come to my attention girls are having quite the issue understanding us simple minded men so I have written up a few chapters of things for you to study.

  • The End Of The World As We Know It [ON HOLD INDEFINITELY]
    83 4 3

    A group of misfits, conspiracy theorists, a hippy, and none other than an imposter of the King of Rock himself join up at the start of the zombie apocalypse. They all had their opinions that it would start eventually and they all knew how to fight the damned things. But when the aliens started to invade, that was too...

  • Pinky Promise
    175 10 3

    Imagine being alone in your own house for 2 months. What would you do? I know most of you would respond by saying, "I would throw total ragers and get shit-face wasted!" And then all the bros and hoes would high five and laugh. Me? Thats amateur stuff. I spend it staying up late watching re-runs of pretty litt...

  • Boys & Detentions
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    He smirks. "Fine." And with that said, he shoves the detention slip down his pants, never breaking eye contact with me. Then he gives me a grin and even decides to tap his crotch. "Come and get it." (ROMANCE/HUMOR! Promise its worth the read.) WARNING: A LOT OF SWEARING [CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN. READ CHAPTER 12 FOR...

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  • First Down for the Girls
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    Tyler Roth is in a fix. When her suspicious best friend, Raine, finds out her boyfriend is going to football camp for five weeks, she hires Tyler to keep tabs on him. Only one catch. She has to go as a guy.