IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in A...
when tyler finds josh's instagram he scrolls through his pictures. turns out the guy has good music taste, can play drums, has nice hair, and is kinda cute. not to mention he put his kik user in his bio you will also probs be triggered by all the horrible puns and references sorry not sorry ----- lowercase intended
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gimme love, gimme dreams, give me a good self esteem. - in which daniel howell is a hopeless romantic and philip lester is a slightly less public hopeless romantic. in which daniel howell is more than a little bit bubbly and philip lester is more than a little bit of an enigma. in which daniel howell is ensnared by th...
Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?
dan: i don't think we were meant to create a melody. phil: no, we weren't. we were born to make a symphony. or in which phil lester tries to get piano lessons from a brown-haired boy, but he ends up loving the teacher more than the music. © hvrcrux 2017
I never thought that I would meet my best friend and soul mate inside of a hellhole like high school. But I did. It was magical, in a way. You might even say that it was just like a dream.
Phil works as a barista in the Twisted Fern coffee shop. Twisted Fern coffee shop is squished beside an alley, so no one ever really takes any notice of it. When people do find it, they come regularly and sometimes find their soulmate in their own 'Coffee shop AU'. Phil, on the other hand, doesn't really understand th...
When Draco and Hermione get paired together in the care of magical creatures class, they can only imagine months of suffering, but with a masquerade ball, and many other spine tingling events the time spent together may not be as horrible as first predicted.
All rights are to J.K. Rowling. She is owner of All names present in this story. Hermione never thought she could be a prefect, especially not head prefect! When the boy with blonde hair and adorable blue eyes is announced as the other, her heart flutters. Sharing the same dorm. With the boy who changed. Credit to @k...
Dramoine As Hermione shares Head duties with Draco in their "eight year", she starts getting letters from a secret admirer. The Valentine Ball is looming ahead, and she finds herself torn between the feelings for Draco himself and the faceless writer she corresponds with. This fanfiction is for the secret admirer con...
It started with two boys and a mental ward. A blue eyed boy who couldn't sleep and saw things that didn't exist, and a brown eyed boy who heard voices in his head and had suicidal tendencies.
i'm sitting pretty on the throne there's nothing more i want except to be alone. + or where dan is a optimistic openly gay high school student and phil is doing everything to deny himself one simple thing. trigger warnings for • coarse language • alcohol and drug references • physical and verbal abuse • sexual sce...
Liam is a florist who spots a cute tattoo artist from across the street, whose name is Bradley. What will happen when the two meet?
Phil is a rich businessman who decides to leave the city in favor of buying a house in the country. He expected to find beauty in the house and the surrounding gardens, but he didn't account for a cute gardener who loves flowers and hates him.
Phil, admittedly, has a small problem when it comes to noticing things. It's a weakness of his, he'll admit. He's always been oblivious to the small messages on his coffee cup, up until now anyway, which raises the question: how long has his barista been writing bad pickup lines on his cup? /Inspired by an au on Tumbl...
Both Dan and Phil are 18, Phil is a second year college student and Dan is a talented street performer. Their two worlds collide when Dan moves his location away from his past life and into Phil's present. This will probably be quite short but tbh I don't know where this fics going, I will try to update every week an...
[COMPLETED] This journal belongs to: DAN If found: Don't look inside, ever. It's mine and Doctor Linder said so.
dan is a massive fan of phil's books on wattpad so he one day decides to draw some fan art for it. lowercase intended. short story.
“Yes, I've been watching you draw pictures of us together in your notebook all semester, I am literally sitting right behind you.” --- Or where Dan has been drawing him and Phil together, and Phil finds it cute. Based on a prompt.
After Dan Howell dies at the tragically young age of 26, he is greeted by death with a book. A book of every lie that anyone had ever told him. This seems like harmless fun but as he nears the end, he realized everything isn't as it seemed in life with his best friend, Phil Lester. Ship: Phan, Kickthesticks ...
dan was shy; phil wanted to change that. d+p high school a.u., including bold!phil and shyartist!dan © 2015 -oceanrising
Dan is a prince - and a different one at that. Usually you'd think that being a prince is a dream come true, but not for Dan. He just wants a normal life, normal friends, maybe a boyfriend... Finally, he gets the chance to move to a place far away from his small kingdom and live with his Auntie Eleanor. The problem? H...
[COMPLETE] Jack gets bullied all the time. Then comes the new guy, Mark. Jack really likes Mark and Mark really likes Jack, but there's this girl named Signe who desperately loves Sean and wants him to be hers and hers only. Should he break Signe's heart and be with the man who saved him from his fears? And will some...
Dan liked to wear black and look at the stars. He always wore a frown, reflecting his loneliness. Phil liked to wear pastel colours and pick flowers. He always smiled, showing that he was ready to brighten anyone's day. They were almost opposites... yet they were meant to be best friends. TW: Bullying.
"a soul mate au when you write something on your skin with pen/marker/whatever the hell you want, it will show up on your soul mates skin as well" disclaimer: i do not own dan and phil in any shape, way or form. hope you enjoy reading this long-ish phan oneshot based on a prompt from tumblr.
Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)
Phil starts getting cute, little messages from a secret admirer and gradually feels himself falling more and more in love with the boy. But can you really like someone you've never seen before? And what will happen when Phil finds out the real identity of his admirer?
