I'M JUST A PUPPY WHO LOVES A KITTEN

why should there be love when it should be separated?

Dua Sepeda, Satu Hati, dan Rasa Sakit Hati

Jika tidak tau maka itu bukan masalah. tetapi tetap saja, cinta datang pada waktunya. benar tidak? wahai Rama.

The Starbucks Hotline

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...