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BRITISH .vs. AMERICAN

Are you British and want to know how Americans speak? Are you American and want to know how British speak? Well you've come to the right place! Disclaimer: I am British foreigner and I am NOT making this book as mocking or anything like that, just for entertainment and curiosity. - Cover made by @Teribooks -

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You're Where I Belong

All his life Dan was used to being put last, all he wanted was to be felt loved and be wanted. He thought he had everything he wanted with his boyfriend until he starts showing his true colors, being really loud and abusive. An incident at the park makes Dan feel like maybe this is what he deserves and what he has to...

Opposites Attract

Phil likes everything about his life, he likes his job, he likes being a Dad, he likes his style and he really likes the cute guy who works at Starbucks and wears pastel colors. A/N: The picture we used for the cover is not ours! credit to owner. If it's yours please message us and we will credit you :)

tattøøs and cøffee beans // phan pastel x punk - cømpleted ✅

"Hello Phil! How are you?" "I'm doing pretty good." he mumbled, looking up at me with a glum expression. My smile faltered a bit. Why did he seem so sad? His hand was resting on the counter in front of me. I hesitantly placed my own on top and made eye contact once again. "You okay dear?" He blushed redder and smiled...

the milk fic // ryden

"What all these people are doing is not aggressive; they are inventing new possibilities of pleasure with strange parts of their body - through the eroticization of the body."

It'll be Okay. ( Markiplier x Depressed/suicidal Reader)

"It'll be okay, I promise"

Painful - A Jacksepticeye x Depressed Reader FanFiction

When Jacksepticeye asks you to collab during your "1 Million Subscriber celebration stream" your whole world starts to turn upside-down. You get bullied in school, you think nobody could ever like you and suddenly this guys comes around and changes everything. But can he fix such a broken thing like you? Important: T...

Septiplier smut (Complete)

okay this is my best attempt at making a smut story, I hope you all like it! WARNING: There will be smut, dick, boy x boy, gay sex and all that good stuff

Schizophrenia (JackSepticEye x Reader)

- This story was written with no plan or base, I just wrote whatever came to mind. It is very terrible and confusing, but for those of you who enjoyed it regardless of this, thank you so much for the love and appreciation you have showed my story and I. It is appreciated a lot! TERRIBLY WRITTEN, OLD STORY OF MINE. (b...

When You See It

Dun dun dun

Try not to laugh

Hello For this book I thought I would try and do a try not to laugh challenge, now some of these things aren't funny at all but because I found them humorous and immature I put them in. P.S if there is any improvements I could make please D.M me I don't need any hate!!

Dirty Minded Test

Very short chapters that will test your dirty mind. ;)

Zodiac signs

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Horoscopes for all the signs. ♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓ Find your sign, Find your meaning

Relatable posts!

If I drink alcohol I'm an alcoholic, soooo if I drink Fanta, does that make me Fantastic? VOTE :-) COMMENT:-) SHARE:-) FOLLOW:-) READ! Caitlin:)

So Relatable!

Quotes and facts every teen can relate to! They'll make you laugh, make you cry or in my case, blow your mind because of how many things you do that you never notice!

Fake Number: A Phanfiction

One day, Dan meets a girl at a bar. He likes her a lot, and so he asks her for her number. She gives it to him, no problem. When he texts her the next day, he finds out that she, indeed, gave him a fake number. But who knew something good could come out of it? Dan: Kaylie? Unknown Number: sorry, dude. fake number, I g...

talk me down ;; phan

in which two heart broken boys meet in unfortunate circumstances lowercase intended short story [2016]

struggling➾ phan (complete)

update:: this was written about two years ago, the writing is quite bad, I apologize in advance //trigger warning// //dans pov// "do you love me phil ?" "maybe i do"

blue//phan au.

he had never liked the color blue, until the boy with blue eyes moved in. ShyArtist!Dan and Muse!Phil short story ; phil's pov is up ; SEQUEL IS FINALLY PUBLISHED ALSO heyyimtrash // 2016 sentence by sentence completed may 14 , 2017

Speak up already - Phan

Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]

Dear Dan

Dan begins getting letters from a secret admirer. He doesn't have any clue who this person is and, well, that's really the point of a secret admirer isn't it? It's a secret.

The Shook Book

You know what it issssss

polarize // phan

"the world isn't just black and white, you know." the year is 1994. philip lester has been brought up with the most religious of ideals, in a highly christian household. he attends church every sunday, says grace at the dinner table nightly, prays as often as possible, and wouldn't ever dream of disobeying his parents...

I Felt a Connection

Dan is a boy that is bisexual, he currently goes to University. But he sees a boy.. named Phil. He can't help but feel a connection. When, Dan came out to his mother she didn't accept him. Dan, leaving his house crying has to live in University. Phil, sees this hopeless boy. And saves him. WARNING: includes; self harm...

He Replied..?//Phan

In which Phil is looking for a relationship and Dan is looking for a friend.

just a school project || a hs phan au

Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He's failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross. This story will contain smut and...

fuckboy

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016