BigDaddyPayno? : Is your body from McDonald's? BabyBoy? : Liam, no BigDaddyPayno? : 'Cause I'm loving it? BabyBoy? : oh brother??♀️ Or a texting love story in which Liam texts zayn lame pick up lines just to tease him and Zayn still loves him no matter how much of a dork he is. BoyxBoy/Top!Liam/Bottom!Zayn All Rights...
Liam Payne notorious drug lord and leader of the Phantoms, famous for committing crimes without ever leaving a trace of evidence. Zayn Malik a regular uni art major student, with a painfully normal life and craves something exciting to happen to him. Zayn just so happens to go to the same uni as a kid running plugs fo...
bigboypayne: laabas, ar tu norėsi sugrįžti ir pačiulpti man vėl šiąnakt? badboiizain: eww, ne, vyruti. kas tu toks išvis??
Zayn: Suck my dick man Zayn: but no homo though, bro { No homo turned into 'I love you, bro.' }
"Hey, wanna come over and give me that blow job?" "Ew no dude, who even are you!!??"
fakeliampayne: nudes? niazkilam: I ain't about that life Au where Liam Payne is the biggest fuck boy you will ever meet.
It was unexpected. No one expected it at all, especially Zayn, life sure is full of surprises. The unexpected surprise is, Zayn ends up falling in love with his sexy stalker.
