FUNNY JOKES

THIS IS A MUST READ, PEOPLE! JOKES, JOKES, AND MORE JOKES! What more could you want? Don't answer that question...

Kidnapped By An Alpha Jerk

April Evans: Your average teenage girl, living a regular, boring life. Lame and socially awkward with a witty and sarcastic sense of humor that she prefers to keep to herself. Aiden Knight: 18, likes to get drunk and high, a new girl every night, has a heart of stone, and is a player and total jerk. What happens...

Cute Texts <3

*insert funny joke here* In this book you will find various pictures that are most likely lame, but I don't care. The only reason this book is a thing is because I'm basically a hoarder. That's it. I save every picture that I like and my phone hates me for it. I don't want to delete a picture because I might need it i...

Cute Texts and Stories

This is just some cute texts. Some of them are made up and some of them are texts that I've had with people. (Kinda been formed into a place for me to just write out romantic stories about some of my character's from my screenplays, which I think is better all in all.)

Pride and Prejudice (1813)

The story follows the main character Elizabeth Bennet as she deals with issues of manners, upbringing, morality, education, and marriage in the society of the landed gentry of early 19th-century England. Elizabeth is the second of five daughters of a country gentleman living near the fictional town of Meryton in Hertf...

My Dark Knight

In the era where swords rule, where women consider their modesty their greatest virtue. Where a man would kill to find his wife warming another mans bed, a time when women would consider it the greatest of adultery or fornication to warm a bed other than her husbands. A time when an honorable man guards his gaze, for...

The Cellar

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

The Guy Next Door (COMPLETED)

"Every good girl wants a bad boy who is good only for her." "Every bad boy wants a good girl who is bad only for him." "Whenever you are looking for love don't look too far he might be right next door." Clara Wilson is your typical clichéd teen fiction protagonist with exactly two friends, no social life...

The Vampire's Bride # The Dark Council Series (Book 1)

"You seem to have forgotten that you're not marrying a commoner, Alina. You're marrying the prince of all vampires, so look alive and get me some coffee." Alina Deluca lives a normal life up in the Californian north. At least that's what she makes the world believe. Locked within her hypnotising emerald eyes are horro...

Extremely Short Horror Stories (Two Sentence Horror Stories)

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways