I've Got a Kik Account and Kinky Jokes That Say We Should Totally Date

"Hit me up at beebolovesmilk on Kik" was written on page 420 of Ryan's health textbook. Ironic isn't it.

Broken Down // Brallon

"Well, I'm surprised he even has fans." Brendon jokes as a fan fawns over Dallon's works during The Brobecks. Dallon just laughs at it as if it was nothing. But in Kenneth's eyes, he can see the hurt in the taller man's eyes each time the vocalist does it.

My Heart Speaks. {Ryden Shortstory.}

Ryan Works at Build-A-Bear-Workshop, and he isn't really big fan of his job. A customer then walks in one time, and then after that, way too often. It kind of intrigues Ryan a little more and he wonders why this customer is here all the time, not buying much, just there.

No You Don't [Ryden]

brendon ™ sent you a snap! Please read the whole thing in case you miss some character developments :)

Dallon The Robot||Brallon

"I designed Mrs.Perfect, not Mister!" ©AtomicWeekes 2015

Brendon Urie x (Fem!) Reader

This is a Female x Reader. (Its also my first story. :3) A few warnings include: Smutty smut smut Triggering things, such as depression, anorexia, mentions of suicide. Violence Thanks for reading y'all.

It's a hell of a feeling (Brendon Urie | Halloween)

She assumed it was nothing but a costume, and that under those 'fake' horns and fangs he was a human like anyone else at the party. She assumed wrong.

peach ↳ ryden

instagram au. ryan runs a music account, brendon runs a spam account.

nerve ⇨ brallon

"you got a lot of nerve, urie. you know that?"

Get me Out of My Mind (Brendon Urie)

The first time I met Brendon, I thought he was the waiter. All in all, not exactly the best first impression.

Dalliance (Brendon Urie)

'It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of your life.' Right? Mia and Brendon have been close friends for years. After a messy breakup causes one of them to seek out a rebound, they realise that what they've been searching for is all too easy to obtain...

Mute ➳ Tyler Joseph X Reader {Completed}

In which you and Tyler have a conversation everyday, but he's the only one talking. {all respect to jenna because jenna is amazing and she and tyler are goals} {{it's just fiction}} {{{trigger warning: mentions of abuse, depression, and suicide}}}

mr. brightside / urie | ✔️

•completed• [SHORT STORY] it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? _ or in which two teenagers, talia and brendon, get forced to play a so-called "innocent" game of 'seven minutes in heaven'. so what if they did kiss maybe once or twice? would that lead to them being anything more than the strangers t...

LA Devotee (Brendon Urie)

Just another LA Devotee... I'm just a small town girl that got involved with a cult, no big deal... **** I AM NOT IN A CULT NOR HAVE I BEEN IN ONE. THIS IS PURELY BASED OFF OF THE LA DEVOTEE MUSIC VIDEO.

Only For You- Adopted by Brendon Urie

I was 14 when my life changed for better. Most of the time... My parents died in a fire while I was over at my aunts at the age of 3. She then died of suicide on my 4th birthday. No one wanted me, so of course the adoption center I go. Typical story of little depressed band girl, get adopted, and gets beat up. But wh...

BEAUTIFUL - BRENDON URIE

•mama said, 'you're a pretty girl, what's in your head, it doesn't matter...'• • *this story name has been changed from pretty hurts to beauty killer*

10 Days [Brallon]

Dallon Weekes hates flowers. He also coincidentally owns a flower shop, which will look great on his college application letters (which he's sent in to many schools and has received absolutely no feedback whatsoever, from anybody). He's swimming in debt with only a flower shop to provide income, so long story short th...

Candy Hearts 👾 Brallon

Dallon keeps getting boxes of candy hearts in his locker with notes attached. (will be updated from February 14-March 1♡) ©whatwedoforfun

trepidation ; b.u.

DUMP HIM. -tw -spoils tfios -part 1

THIS IS NOT GOSPEL • (Brendon Urie)

All my life I was taught that God had a plan for me. But this time he didn't. This boy was slowly turning me into the sinner I had always been afraid of.

dick pic | ryden [✔️]

"thanks for the dick-pic"

Heaven

"Rule 227: Homosexuality of any act will not be tolerated in this new world, our leader has created" The new laws against homosexuality never affected Felix, though he thought it was unjust and wrong, he wasn't gay so he didn't have anything to worry about. Sean wasn't affected either but it didn't stop him from abso...