Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

The Shy Girl Has a Gun

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see th...

Born Immortal

Astyr Tyr was found newborn and naked on the side of the road with nothing but a bracelet and a name. After fifteen years of being bounced around the foster system, she finds herself in a small town on the brink of discovering big secrets and maybe... Her place in the world. Credit for the cover photo goes to S Baker...

Paying for His Mistakes Watty Awards 2012

THIS BOOK IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION: DO NOT READ IF YOU INTEND TO FINISH. NO UPDATES IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. Sarah Crossen is rejected by her mate, all because of a crime her father had done. Dejected Sarah forces herself to go on. Why? Because she is pregnant from a one night stand. When the pack discovered that she...

The Guest Who Stayed

He closed his eyes again and tried to remember. There had been a fight. Alice was there. She had been naked, screaming and hitting him. He remembered entering the house. He was holding his shotgun. He had wanted to teach them both a lesson. Before that, he could remember sitting in his shed, watching them through the...

Schism

(Check out the previews at the end!) "Highly recommended!" - Jay Bonansinga, New York Times bestselling co-author of THE WALKING DEAD: THE ROAD TO WOODBURY "Very interesting...very cool." - Scott Sigler, NYT Bestselling author of NOCTURNAL, PANDEMIC and many more great books. "Intriguing and exciting as hell! If you...

DIG: The Official Prequel

Peter Connelly, a highly decorated FBI agent, has just arrived in Jerusalem for a new assignment—there’s been a major cyber heist and it’s up to him to track the missing millions and whoever’s responsible. While the FBI believes this to be the work of the notorious and elusive super-hacker Akula, who may have posed as...

Untraceable

NOTE: If you read Untraceable, please consider POSTing an honest review on Amazon (or other platform). If you post a review, email me the review link at shelli@srjohannes.com and I will offer you a free copy of Uncontrollable (Book 2)! :) Limited Offer! Untraceable is an award-winning teen wilderness thriller. Uncontr...

All Your Fates (Currently editing/updating)

They say in life there are no second chances. But what if you had blown it with the girl of your dreams? What would you do knowing that she was out there, in other realities, realities you hadn't screwed up? That kind of thing could really mess you up... and it could make you do "some crazy." Down-on-his-luck David Bl...

Let Her Sleep (Dream Walker Chronicles #1)

(Formerly known as Dream Walkers!) Coming out November, 2014! Cordelia Jameson has met the boy of her dreams...too bad he's only in her dreams! In modern New York, seventeen year old Cordy learns she can enter and manipulate dreams, triggering two opposing groups to hunt her so she can find a talisman that controls...

Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board

This is the original, unedited version of Light as a Feather, Book #1. This book was the inspiration for the Hulu Original Series. The revised version is now available in bookstores throughout the USA & Canada from Simon Pulse. McKenna Brady thinks her junior year of high school is going to be the best ever when she'...

Midsummer's Magic

Beth is always running from love, life and relationships and yet another disastrous break up finds her in a little village in Cornwall. She just wants to be left alone to enjoy the quiet country life and continue her work as a freelance artist. Liam was young free and single, enjoying the sun, surf and sex life to be...

UNSEEN: Undone Realms Book 1

2014 WATTY WINNER!! (Collector's Dream Award for being one of the most want-to-read stories of 2014!). A Wattpad Featured story, and a Summer 2015 #WattpadBlockParty featured book! Undone Realms series: bk. 1 Out of countless realms in the multiverse, Clara is trapped in one that won't let her breathe. Her life con...

Gods and Monsters (#1) Publishing Feb 2017 Details inside ✖✖

PUBLISHING SPRING 2017 This edition is no longer available... I will still post links to purchase when they become available, so keep this book in your library or follow me outside wattpad. Links on my profile. Join other G&M and WAOTBBW fans in the Facebook Group and keep up with important news by following me on Fa...

Falling For The Fallen

⚠️ CAUTION: UNDER CONSTRUCTION , CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN ⚠️ Copyright © 2015 by imnotshortimfunsized Life is not guaranteed. It's not something we've earned, or deserve. It's a gift that God himself has given us. It's crazy, stupid, and beautiful. But life has quite a nasty lover, death. They are in a constant ta...

Victor Hart: Volume 1 (winner of 1st prize Litarium Steampunk Competition)

In a Futurist-Victorian London, Ex-Carnie Victor Hart makes his living as a dinner party entertainer and mountebank, using the skills taught to him by his Romani mother – the Patterns. When tragedy strikes a wealthy friend, Victor Hart puts his skills to use in an alternative manner. This Steampunk London has its fair...

Siren

Ivy and Caleb are taking the trip of their lifetime to Greece. However something ancient and mysterious is waiting for them that will change their lives forever.

A VERY DARK tale (#Wattys2016)

"I closed my eyes listening again. To my left, I heard another several crunches, and without hesitation sprinted through the trees, keeping several paces away from the deer route. In this state of being I knew full well that right this moment I resembled the same deer. Wild and dirty, running for my life away from the...

Bad Company (Seven Deadly Sins #1) ✅ Completed

Seventeen year-old Eliza Taylor's latest run-in with New York City Police lands her on a bus with a one way ticket to the small town of Blackwater. Unimpressed with being an indentured servant for her cranky and ridiculously ancient aunt, Eliza soon finds hope when she meets Dante, another of her aunt's employees, as...

Death Angel

An original and unique Paranormal Romance Mystery that will leave you on the edge of your seat and guessing until the end! When nineteen-year-old Vanessa Hunter falls to her death, she realizes her life as she knows it, is over. But when Death strikes a bargain with her in exchange for her immortal soul, she takes th...

Soulless Creature

You're not supposed to fall in love with the damned. Lucy doesn't live a happy life. Between school, her loneliness, and her abusive father, it's a struggle to keep her head above water. It should've been a fresh start when Lucy moves to a new school. While it's fresh, it's far from normal - especially when Drake, a...

Stained White

Human or African Wild Dog? A survivor of a fatal bus accident awakens with only a memory of running through the forest as an African Wild Dog. Is she a human with an unusual skin tone, or are her dreams true? Discovering the truth is hard. So much harder when humans surround her and secrets must be kept.

SKIPPING TIME

Cacee Adams never suspects that Jess--the, "honor-student/ Boy Scout" she's falling for, is really a street-smart delinquent who's never told her a single true thing about himself. But when Cacee and Jess somehow fall through a painting and wake up far from the mountains of Pennsylvania, everything chang...

Heirs of War (1)

Seventeen-year-old Zelene had never believed in magic or prophecies; until the day she was attacked by an assassin with unnatural powers. Now, her life has been thrust into a war between two worlds she knows nothing about and told that she must fight against an enemy determined to snuff out her existence-all because o...

Starlet's Web - #1 {Exclusive Read}

!! GOLD MEDAL WINNER - 2014 READERS' FAVORITE INTERNATIONAL BOOK AWARD CONTEST !! Do you think you know what it is like to be a famous teen star? Do you think she is always sexy and looking for her next party? Think again. Discover the Starlet Series and uncover the life of a talented actress caught in Hollywood's we...

Curiosity Killed The Crow

When Avalon Gregory left for a summer archaeology program, she got more history than she bargained for. After an unfortunate accident she is thrust into an ancient battle. Surrounded by enemies, human and non, she must finish what was started almost a millennium ago or die trying. (Currently only half the book is u...

Hell's Requiem (Book 2)

Sequel to Hell's Rayne. A life on the lam would not be Rayne's first choice. But with the human law searching for them, and an army of demons hot on their tails, it might be the only option for her and Jesse... if they want to stay alive. Though acceptance of her exile from Hell is a tough reality for Rayne to handle...

A Faery Tale - Finished

When a teenage girl is lured to a faery festival in Ireland by a scheming banshee, the chain of events triggered can only lead to death. There's one way in, one way out, and two queens eager for a sacrifice of their very own.

Retro-cognition

[Paranormal / Action / Romance] Unique is the daughter of Retro-the God of Time. As a Goddess coming of age, it's her birthright to gaze down upon the human realm-too bad her father has forbidden her to use her powers. Sion, the God of Passion, picks on her on a bad day and after a fight, they fall from Heaven. Now...

7 Sins

"We are punished by our sins, not for them"