Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

The Boy Trap (Septiplier) || The Boy Trap Book 1

~COMPLETED~ Jack has found out Mark's biggest secret. Mark is terrified; his secret is in the hands of his biggest enemy, or rather, his biggest crush. Jack makes an offer. A special favor, and he won't tell the school his secret. Thing is, Mark doesn't know what this favor is going to be. It could be easy, or knowing...

Serendipity (Septiplier) || The Boy Trap Book 3 (DISCONTINUED)

"Jack, what word would you use to describe our relationship?" Jack paused, thinking about his misfortunate life prior to the happy accident of meeting Mark. A grin spread across his face as he found the perfect word. "Serendipity."

Fix Me (Septiplier) || The Boy Trap Book 2

~COMPLETED~ ~"The Boy Trap" Book 2~ I had a broken boy in my arms. I only know half of who he truly is, and I need to find out the rest. I need to fix every little problem that he faces. It's my job to fix him. Check out @shimo_spooky_apple! They have made some amazing art for this book, and they deserve all the love...