Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians

Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke? Me: okay Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing? Me: idk why? Person: Because he was Person: A little horse! Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. #1 in Equestrian, #1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...) Cover by: @_DEMiiGODDESS_

Get Off Of My Back (REWRITING)

None of us remember how good a family is until they are gone. I had to figure this out for myself when my herd was attacked. Nothing was left but a tiny filly with a butterscotch colored coat. I saw it all even though my mother had just given birth to me. Large wolves attacked everyone without warning and I couldn't d...