it was a cold windy day I was at school sitting in the cafeteria with my head on the table with my eyes closed yelling I love Jacob sartorius then someone heard me say it and comes to my table and touches me on my shoulder and says hey wake up and it was Jacob so I get up and say huh what happened I look behind me and...
one day i walk into a bar i see jacob sartorius staring at me and i look back and start moaning. l start getting horny. jacob comes to me says hey pretty i say uh ew i'm freaking ugly like a soda can. he says aww no your not . i say uh okay he says want to come to my house i can drive i say uh your 14 your too...