Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Concrete (OHSHC)

Kai Sakura never thought stumbling into a random room would affect her life so much. Follow Kai and as she goes through the host clubs phases and experience friendship, heartbreak, and of course, love. All rights go to Bisco Hatori {Complete}

An Iris in the Roses

Iris returns after six month of living in Europe after she 'persuades' her father to let her go home to Japan. She has known Kyoya her whole life and met Tamaki soon after he arrived in Japan. She joins them again about 4 weeks into school just after Haruhi has joined the host club. KyoyaxOC This will be updated when...

Two worlds

Her father is Poseidon the God of the sea and her mom Gaia Goddess of earth. Their daughter had a curse one that no one knew how to stop. In the morning she would turn human and at night she would turn into a mermaid.

Supernatural Abilities

Of all the things on Taylor Buckley's agenda, developing superpowers was not one of them. One day she was a normal kid in school with a big secret and the next she was whisked away to a place called Supernatural Abilities that specializes in training people with powers just like her. She is thrown into a world filled...

Cupid's Match : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 1

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. So...

The Gang Girl, is an Undercover Nerd

(Completed) #1 IN ACTION 30/7/17 BOOK TRAILER!!! With a dangerous life, Ava Grey must be on the balls of her feet at all times so distractions are forbidden. An 18 year old girl, trying to balance school and leading Grey gang, will never understand why a blue eyed, rather good looking boy, would ever distract her f...

Nerd in Disguise: Blood Bound

As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious)...

The Shy Girl Has a Gun

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see th...

She Belongs To The King | ✓

"She's hot." "Yeah, I know. I'm kinda jealous..." "I'm gonna ask her out." "Are you crazy? You're asking for a death wish." "What's so wrong with me asking her out?" "Everything! You just can't." "Why!?" "Because she belongs to the king." - Mia White was just an ordinary girl that walked the face of earth. She was who...

Not Your Average Girl (Sting X Reader X Gray)

(Y/N) Dragneel is the little angel of Fairy Tail, and Natsu's sister. What happens when she's back 5 days before the tenrou group comes back? Who will be the one that is going to win her love : her childhood best friend or the cocky rival.

She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series)

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she...

It Started With A High Top

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lo...

Welcome to Hell Boys ✔

Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ...

She is her shadow ~diabolik lover x reader~

(Y/n) (l/n) goes to the Same school as the sakamakis and mukamis .She has an older sister who goes out with reiji . But (y/n) has something that her sister doesn't . What is it. (Y/n) is stunning even more so than her sister . What is it that y/n has that her sister doesn't after all her sister is the one who gets eve...

Trapped in School (Watty Awards 2012 Nominee)

Natalie and Lucas have hated each other for as long as they can remember. She's an uptight perfectionist. He's a sarcastic shut-in. But when the two get trapped in Harrison High School during the biggest snow storm of the season, they are forced to work together. How will they cope?

Friends for life

#33 in random on 28/01/2018 #23 in random on 29/01/2018 #13 in random on 08/02/2018 #7 in random on. 09/02/2018 "The language of friendship is not words but meanings " Are you losttt? GOOD! If you want to join then It's AWESOME! If you don't want to Then Aww! Welcome to the CHAT ROOM.. Where you guys can meet new p...

I'm Back Bitches

"Hey there beautiful, wanna go out sometime?" He asked with a slight smirk. "With you?" I asked in a sweet voice. "Sure thing baby girl" He replied. I faced him, slightly moving closer. "You know what I really want?" I asked in a seductive tone. "Mhm?" he asked, his eyes filled with lust. I slowly leaned forward, plac...

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Bethany Ford - A Young Justice Novel (Robin/Dick Grayson Romance) [Completed]

[I apologize for how immature this book reads. I wrote this when I was like 14 and haven't fixed it since. Warning: cliche plots and unnecessary cursing ahead] Bethany Ford isn't your average, everyday teenager. At fifteen, she's already mastered more than 12 fighting styles, mastered the art of street-conning, and is...

Teaching At An All Boys School

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Coral Stewart is a nerdy seventeen year old girl who is way too smart for her own good. She has already graduated and has been hired at St Martin's, an all boys school. The only problem with this is that she has to attempt to teach four boys History - and trust me when I say t...

The Fight For Love | Rewritten Version ✎

#1 in Teen Fiction, Action, & New Adult ❤︎ ❝Sometimes falling for the enemy is inevitable❞ ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ After being betrayed by her only friend, Anastasia Martinez Stone gets thrown into a dangerous world full of fighting, racing, drugs, pain, and death. The Royal Reapers is the strongest gang in The Underworld, a place o...

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...