Greener Grass || L.S.

"Hey Lou" "Yeah Haz" "You'll regret this one day. You'll regret us one day." - Or the one where rich 19 year old Louis knocks up his poor 17 year old boyfriend so they run away to escape his Christian parent's wrath. (M-preg story)

Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU

"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard." "I don't have a beard." "I know. It's pathetic." A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole. He plans to stay in London after that...but he deci...