Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines
stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.
[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said sto...
"Being kidnapped once is just crazy, but being kidnapped twice. Crazy would be an understatement." Ivory Chance's bucket list: 1. Get kidnapped by three insanely hot guys. 2. Show them my ninja moves and beat their asses 3. Get kidnapped twice 4. Scream on top of your lung saying "Rape, their rapping me." 5. Disfigure...
Taehyung X reader. Bloodsucking vampire, Kim Taehyung, comes across a beautiful girl in the streets. Can a vampire love someone? Will Taehyung be able to control himself? Read to find out! -Mint_Yoongi
You manage to escape a facility where you had been experimented on. But will you be forever free? Will things go as smoothly as you hoped?
Slendy needs more Creepypastas. So he takes Splendy's advice and makes a summer camp to train some chosen kids to become Creepypastas. He sends out letters to the chosen kids to tell them that they have been chosen. You live with your little brother and abusive father. What happens when you get one of the letters and...
"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. ...
Serena Yvonne has had a bad past and instead of hiding it, she embraces it. She is sixteen now and has been kicked out of 4 schools. She thinks that this school will be no different; that is until she meets Ash Ketchum... Ash Ketchum is popular, good looking, smart but really annoying. Serena hates boys like him, but...
Welcome to Arcadia Academy- where friendships are forged, memories are made, and enemies lurk behind every unlit corridor. You'll soon regret not wishing for a more conventional story as you struggle to juggle the lives of five night class students intertwining with yours in ways that make you miss being able to turn...
Love the creepy side of Japan? On the surface, all that people hear about Japan is their rich culture, and how weird some of their customs and inventions are. But aside from that, there is a darker side of Japan, including their unsettling urban legends. From different colored toilet paper to a poem that might curse y...