funny shiiza

this is the funniest shiz you will ever read, at least when GOTD is here. me,mdh, my sister, mb4u, bestfriend, GOTD, and other people write this stuff from the goodness of our hearts to make you laugh. so sit back, relax and laugh!!!

Listen to the Raiyn

She was never a normal child. before she had learned to walk the Villagers had an unexplainable fear of her. Her life was at a turning point, and unwittingly she chose the path that would take her where so many others had turned their backs and walked away. let there be light, let there be blood, to she who saved a l...

Lost and Found (A Jacob Black Imprint)

Danielle Young is Emily's sister. Her father abuseed her and kicked her out. She goes to live her sister, where she meets Jacob Black. She is sucked into the supernatural world of shifters and vampires. As she falls in love with Jacob, his heart is drawn to Bella and Danni. Jake begins to give only a sisterly affectio...

I thought we were friends til the End

Jacob and Olivia (Liv) Uley have been best friends since fourth grade. They were in a fight about the Pack because Jacob was in it and Olivia knew nothing. Then Olivia phases and everything goes back to normal. Then Bella Swan comes to Forks and her bloodsucker leaves her. Jacob tries to make her better, even though h...

Voldemort's Soft Spot.

Ava Wilson has no idea she's as special as Harry Potter, she has no idea who her father is or why she feel a strange pull toward a Slytherin boy, Draco Malfoy. Will Ava have to fight against her dark side? Or will she surrender to it? Read and find out :) A special thanks to FlamingOreos, who created the story cover...

Red Moon (A Twilight Story) (On Hold)

When Bella Swan moves into town she immediately captures everyone's attention. Especially the attention of the Cullen Family. A new family member, different then any you have ever seen before, joins as the third Cullen sister. This is her adventure.

A Secret of the Past. (A Twilight Fanfic)

~~~ People change, Memories don't ~~~ Elizabeth Masen is a free-spirited vampire with a very special gift: being able to force people do act at her will. But behind her smile, she hides dark secrets, about her brother she claimed she'd forgotten and about loves she's lost. To return to her family, Eliza finds herself...

The Other One: Renesmee Cullen's Twin Sister

What if Renesmee had a twin? Would she feel left out as her family focused on her twin? Would they be treated equally? Will she change the outcome of the fight between the Cullens and Voultri?

Renesmee Cullen's Little Sister

What if Bella had two children, not one like she expected? This is the story of Mercy Cullen, the unwanted child of the Cullen Coven.

Only Took Once

She didn’t know what she was doing. Now she can’t reverse her actions. She has to live with this for the rest of her life. She wishes she knew the consequences. Now it’s too late. It only took once.

I wouldn't be a rejected mate, if you no eat ma gummy bears!!

Charlotte Peter Gray is absolutly crazy...mad...bonkers and she's proud of it! She's a werewolf who has always dreamt of a loving mate. But what happens when Shane rejects her? Is there a reason behind it? and what happens when he eats her beloved gummy bears.? Don't nobody mess with Charlotte's babies!! because if y...

Snape's Daughter.

Meet Hazel, Professor Snape's daughter. She's a feisty member of Slytherin.. Draco seems to like her.. will anything happen between them or does she really think he's just a ''pig''?

The New Generation

15 Favorite Pictures

15 of my favorite pictures.

I'm Half-Quileute, a Wolf, and Imprinted on the Hothead?

Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns TWILIGHT, I just make up the plot for this story! Bella is Sam's half-sister. She phases after the Cullen's leave Forks in New Moon and her and Paul imprint on each other. Can they learn to love each other? What will happen if the Cullen's come back into the equation?

Then You Came Along (A Paul Imprint Story)

Adalyn Swan goes to Forks to visit her sister and her dad. She NEVER thought she would fall in love there, let alone with a werewolf. And Paul never liked the idea of imprinting, he thought being with one girl for eternity was impossible, and ridiculous. But when they meet, they have themselves saying, "Then you came...