Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘹·𝘰𝘵·𝘪𝘤 /𝘬𝘸𝘪𝘬ˈ𝘴ä𝘥𝘪𝘬/ 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤; 𝘶𝘯𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭. 𝘭𝘢·𝘤𝘶·𝘯𝘢 /𝘭əˈ𝘬(𝘺)o͞𝘰𝘯ə/ 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯: 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘯𝘢; 𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯: 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘦; 𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯: 𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘭�...
WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc...
You've never, ever read a book like this. When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young's small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes. DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a...