Harry Potter Is Dead.

Death is but the Next Great Adventure

What if that night in Godric's Hollow went differently? What if Harry did die? What if Death stepped in and made a deal with the Savior of the Wizarding World? How different would Harry's life be after that deal? (Or, Harry makes a deal with Death and in exchange gains something Voldemort has fought his entire life fo...

Dear: Dumb Kidnapping Stories

Kind of a rant depicting flaws (in my opinion) in a typical kidnapping (fan)fiction. Hopefully it will be entertaining -because I like to think that I'm funny and clever- and you might be able to relate to my feelings a little bit. Enjoy! (AKA I try to slay kidnapping stories with my humor and intellect and I've been...