Spongebob thoughts, rants, etc.
Just a weird book about Spongebob, the recent episodes, and just me saying stuff about it.
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Ten Reasons Not To Die
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
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I'm The Gang Leaders Possession
|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She do...
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Funny Dirty Jokes
This book is for all those dirty people out there who like dirty jokes. Filled with some of the most dirty yet funny jokes
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Chasing Red
It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Loc...
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Puppet Boy
"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you...
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Kidnapped
Alexandra Janssen's world is abruptly turned upside down the day she is kidnapped. While she is kidnapped she receives the biggest shock of her life. Will she be able to escape the delusional psycho who has her kidnapped? read on and find out ;) THIS STORY IS RATED R. Read at your expense.
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Teenage Moments
Funny, Awkward, and Random moments that pretty much every teen has. Warning: I'm not responsible for anybody laughing to death. :-)
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Sally (Book 1)
"Don't cry. We still have each other." Angela looked around her then froze and looked down to see her doll Sally smiling at her. Angela was shocked. "You talk ?" She smiled. "Of course I do. I was sent from the heavens to be your best friend. And nothing can tear us apart." Angela smiled and wiped her eyes off. She hu...
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The Cell Phone Swap
Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...
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I Sold Myself to the Devil for Vinyls... Pitiful I Know
Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.
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Teenager Posts
If you are in the mood to laugh your lungs out, then this is the book that you should read. Laugh, Enjoy and Relate!!!!
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Tyler's Gem (Sample)
LAST 15 CHAPTERS WERE REMOVED DUE TO PUBLISHING REASONS. You can find the full book on amazon on March 30th 2020. Highest ranking in Teen Fiction #1 Completed Editing placed on hold until further notice She was broken So she moved away Until one day she returned Having to face the person who hurt her Making her pas...
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Coffee, Work and Love
[THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN.] Christina Hale is a smart woman who feels like her life has come to an end when her jerk of a boyfriend cheats on her. She decides that she doesn't want a man in her life and instead focuses on getting a new job. However, that was before she met Him. William Frabray is a player. His...
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The Shy Girl Has a Gun
Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see th...
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Mommy's House
Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack...
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Dumb Blonde Jokes
Some of the best blonde jokes and insults! Please vote and comment if you laugh, I love reading all the comments :) (I can't take credit for all of these jokes)
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Adopted
Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56
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Project Fat Suit
Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?
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Forced |1|
"why won't you just let me go?" Blakely is fifteen and when her and her dad get into a fight, she storms out the house. Only to be taken to a place in which she's forced to stay.
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Funny Texts/Jokes
This is a place where you can laugh in the comments, and enjoy yourself. I got these off of google, trust me!!! I didn't steal from anyone, and I came up with some of them.
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Bad Puns
This a collection of bad puns and jokes that I find. This story was inspired by a kid in my class named Lucas. ( Thanks!)
