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  • Bad Idea • Wolfstar
    295K 12.9K 14

    "This is a bad idea," Remus breaths. "That's what makes it so good," Sirius replies huskily.

    Mature
  • Imaginary ➳ Phan
    519 88 22

    Phil is lonely. Dan doesn't quite exist.

    Mature
  • The Blind Boy - Phan
    50.8K 3.3K 13

    Dan Howell liked to think of his entire life as a series of tragic accidents. Because really, how many people can say that they managed to become blind and obtain a supposedly Cute Boy's hate all in the span of one year? And Phil Lester has not had the best school life, so in order to avoid bullying or a bad reputatio...

    Completed   Mature
  • Phandom Jokes
    156K 10.9K 93

    Yep, you guessed it. I will be saying creative and trashy phandom jokes, phrases, and other things to satisfy your phandom needs. Some may be a tad bit disturbing though.

  • Phan: one shots
    284K 6.8K 31

    Fluff. Lots and lots of fluff. Most of these all are one shots, each chapter being a new story- I hope you enjoy :)

  • call me dan ➳ phan
    10.8M 325K 192

    just when the catipillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly × sequel to 'transgender' {HIGHEST RANKING #3}

  • transgender ➳ phan
    17.3M 689K 197

    my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

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  • New School, New Me
    43.2K 1.7K 10

    Phil goes to a new school after bullying becomes too much at his other. But the negativity that has placed itself in his life suddenly starts slowly drifting away when he immediately meets a new friend, Dan Howell, almost immediately. Their friendship quickly escalates, and leaves Phil thinking that maybe his life i...

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  • Why not you? (Phanfiction) (completed)
    123K 6K 15

    Dan has a crush on his idol, Phil. He wishes he could have a chance with him. He wishes he could have a chance with anyone, except that he has a condition making it hard to control his emotions, leading to random outbursts that he gets, A LOT. So how could anyone ever fall for him? ((triggers of self harm and suicidal...

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  • The punk who cried pastel (sequel to pastel and punk ) (Phan)
    7K 351 26

    Dans back but with his daughter Sam. Just because Phil could not live up to the promise he promised doesn't mean dan won't . Dan finally fell in love with another man but what happens when he sees the man with jet black hair and tatoos ??

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  • My Youth Is Yours /Phan Smut/
    23.4K 774 28

    My youth, my youth is yours. Tripping on skies, sipping waterfalls. My youth, my youth is yours. Runaway now and forevermore And it all happened with a bet.

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  • The Aftermath
    103K 6.2K 27

    Sequel to Black and Blue (read that first!) Dan struggles to get back on his feet after everything that's happened. Phil seems distant, and it causes problems in their relationship that Dan isn't sure he can handle.

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  • troubled (a phanfic)
    247K 7.8K 39

    Super duper cliche phanfiction about Dan and Phil in high school with lots and lots of angst, a considerable amount of fluff and a pinch of smut. Hope you enjoy c: my other stories are on my profile<33

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  • Fifty Shades of Lester (Phan)
    27.4K 671 6

    Completely based off of Fifty Shades of Grey. If you haven't read the book/seen the movie, this is pretty much exactly the same thing, but with my own little mix. Enjoy!

    Mature
  • Pastels (A Phan One Shot)
    16.7K 660 2

    “Can I please have my crown back”, I asked quietly, a little too quiet for my liking. The boy bit his lip, looking up as if he was thinking, but then he turned to me, leaning down to my ear and letting his lips skim over it. “Well, maybe”, he chuckled, and turned around, but not before muttering, “The name is Phil, by...

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  • Piercings & Pastels
    122K 5.3K 25

    "I'll be your home." "You already were to begin with."

    Mature
  • trees // phan
    160K 10.1K 46

    I WROTE THIS A YEAR AGO; APOLOGIES FOR THE SHITTY WRITING AND THE CRINGE i know where you stand silent in the trees and that's where i am silent in the trees why won't you speak where i happen to be silent in the trees standing cowardly

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  • wrist
    28.6K 1.2K 7

    In a world where your soulmates name gets imprinted in your wrist at the age of sixteen. Your job? Is to find them. Phil Lester the loner of his group has never met a boy named Daniel. That is until a Daniel showed up one day in class.

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  • Every Phanfic Ever
    14.8K 1.2K 44

    Every phanfic ever. Some are jokes. But some are true valid points. But they are jokes If you don't like offensive humor then fuck you.

  • phan; I don't like pink (punk Phil x pastel Dan)
    8.9K 365 22

    "I don't like pink." "That's a lie." "Fuck you." "You ruined me!" "You made me realize pain...I'm sorry-" "Fuck off!" (THIS IS SO CRINGE PLS DONT READ THIS READ SOMETHING ELSE OF MINE JESUS)

    Completed   Mature
  • Sticks and Stones {A Pastel!Dan & Punk!Phil Phanfiction}
    53.1K 1.1K 16

    "Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick." Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He...

    Mature
  • Bad Boys Like Good Boys Too[ Pastel Dan And Punk Phil ] *phan*
    12.3K 380 18

    Pastel dan is in the 10th grade and is falling for the bad boy Phil the senior. As soon as they meet they are already in love with eachother.

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  • Yin yang ☯ phan au
    5.6K 190 13

    Pastel Dan x Punk Phil AU. Dan loves everything beautiful, and Phil loves all things dark. Together they are yin and yang ☯.

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  • Phan Smut
    7K 134 4

    2019 edit;; I WROTE THIS IN 2016, IM SORRY. Eh Just some random Phan smuts I made and put them in a book I guess

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  • Stay by me
    66.7K 2.9K 17

    Punk!Phil And Pastel!Dan A high school AU where Dan nor Phil fit in with anyone. They are known as social outcasts or misfits. and things get tough when you think you're all alone. But they're not.

  • Pastel And Punk
    37.2K 1.2K 13

    Dan is a pastel lover Phil is a punk lover Dan is colorful Phil is not Will they be right for each other?? (Warnings Trigger Sexual content )

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  • Met at a Party, Fucked in a hallway (Phan Smut)
    40.5K 569 3

    Basically what the title says

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  • starry skies ; phan sequel
    45.3K 2.4K 50

    [sequel to city lights] under the starry skies, drama fills the air. murders, detectives and maybe a little christmas spirit, but the worst thing... dan howell doesn't know if he should stay in london or go back to new york city.

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  • city lights ; phan
    125K 6.3K 31

    [pastel dan + punk phil] [warning that this is probably the most terrible written piece you've ever read.] dan howell, a man who wore lilac sweaters and liked coffee as much as he needed to breathe. phil lester, a man with too many tattoos and blue in his hair, with too many things that seemed dangerous about him. on...

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  • the tattoo artist // phan (hiatus)
    35.8K 2K 14

    "Hi my names Phil and I'll be giving you a tattoo today." punk!phil/pastel!dan. btw i don't own the art that's on the cover