How to unlove someone. Step 1 reduce contact. Step two, list all flaws. ____________________________ I wrote this as a simple list with all your flaws and problems but it ended up being more of a diary. I don't know if this is good but I feel like getting it all out so... I hope you enjoy!
"Cinderella had till midnight, I have twelve kisses to win back my prince's heart," John wants Metilda to end their marriage.He believes that he has fallen in love with another woman. Metilda agrees but she has one condition. John must kiss her every afternoon in-front of their son for twelve da...
"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...
