THIS BOOK IS PURELY FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES! DO NOT EXPECT A FEASIBLE PLOT. THANK YOU. Sasuke Uchiha is the most popular guy in school. He's the captain of the football team and every girl's heartthrob. Sakura Haruno is the school wallflower. She spends most of her time in the library with her only friend Hinata. But wha...
Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU Rewrite of Stumble (2013) Cover by: @SkyKnight_ BETA: @OfCloves
A small, dying, undeveloped country deep in the Middle East. A captain soldier who everybody fears but loves. A volunteer doctor who is blinding to every single passing man. Except the doctor may never be able to forgive the captain for his foolish actions that have hurt her beyond repair?
A small café two blocks from the university. A jock/bad boy who everybody knows and love. A quiet, shy pre-med nerd who nobody knows. Except for the bad boy... who always wants that Peppermint Mocha made only by the quiet nerd.
Hinata Hyuga, a shy, nerd, athletic junior in high school who likes to keep everything on the down low. Her four best girl-friends, however, are Konoha High School's most popular cheerleaders. Her best boy-friends are Konoha's greatest soccer and basketball players to ever roam the school's halls. One day, a mysteriou...
A princess' life is stereotyped to be the dream of all girls. Living peacefully, getting all you want and meeting your prince charming. But, a life of a princess is not what it seems-especially if all those fantasies were reversed.
Naruto beats Sasuke, the beloved Uchiha, and bring him back to Konohagakure. Yay! Naruto became a hero right? Wrong. The dumbarse council votes Naruto to be banished because he hurt their precious "Sasuke-sama" The idiot villagers and the councilors would soon regret it because Gaara, the new Kazekage cut off their al...
Two years after the 4th Nin war, all of them struggle to get their lives back to normal. Sakura is now a Jounin, and a successful medic, a fine kunoichi among her generation. Sasuke is still a missing nin. And branded as S-Class criminal. All the 5 nation wants his head. His one goal was served, to kill Itachi. Anoth...
There is a famous legend telling the story of a woman. No one knows her age or what she looks like, since she always has a fox mask on her face. They only knew what to do if one ever came across her. Turn and run the other direction. She had been reported to randomly appear while ninjas are on missions and k...
Sakura, who is often sent on solo diplomatic missions on behalf of the Hokage, makes an unlikely ally on her travels. itasaku (note since y'all keep complaining: I also ship SasuHina so SasuHina is in this story. It's in the tags. I don't care if you ship them or not, this is literally a crack ship fic. Quit being an...
When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fi...
"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best d...
They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's char...
The Naruto you knew had escaped from the abusive village you know as Konoha. But what if the chunin exams pulled him back into Konoha? What would the renamed prince of the fearsome Snow Empire do then? "You're no longer Uzumaki Naruto. Stop looking back if you don't want to go back Kinya."
Naruto Uzumaki is a genin who is proclaimed to be a knucklehead ninja. And a dead last. But what if he had known about his mother when he was 8, and given a scroll with her jutsu? Would Naruto still be that same loser, or claim his power as an uzumaki. I know I have a lot I need to finish but here I just had this idea...
Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but...
They met as children. Each had been hurt in their own way. When they find each other, they realize their life before was nothing compared to now. After meeting, a family is made, a bond stronger than anything before is formed, and ToKeRa is created. When the academy starts, these three children would do anything to st...
| ONLY KEEPING THIS UP DUE TO VIEWERS' REQUESTS. REWRITE IS IN PROGRESS | Minato and Kushina are alive, but they have forgotten their oldest, Naruto, in favor of Natsumi. Naruto decides to help those who are suffering the same fate as he, and with Kurama by his side, gathers all the Jinchuuriki to form the Jinchuuriki...
Naruto Uzumaki found out about everything. But what if once he talked to the Kyuubi, he decided to seek out the only other people who were like him, the other Jinchuuriki; Gaara, Yugito, Yagura, Roshi, Han, Utakata, Fuu, and Killer Bee. They will work together as they group up and reshape the Shinobi world once again...
A mission to infiltrate the Akatsuki, what do you expect? Be their most treasured friend? Well yeah that actually happened to Haruno Sakura. But she never expected them to be her new family. What would happen to the Akatsuki once the 5-year mission of their most treasured cherry blossom ended? Will the Akatsuki be re...
ANBU are an elite group of ninja's that only take orders from the 'kage'. They perform high ranking missions such as assassination and torture. Uzumaki Naruto, is the most elite ANBU in history and is considered a prodigy greater than that of Uchiha Itachi. He was given the name 'Death's Angel' at the age of 5; he was...
"People are afraid of what they don't understand. I realize that humans can lost their humanity on what they hate. And that last sentence alone already scares me." Karasu was abused physically, mentally, and emotionally, that her heart slowly became numb. When she saved her home, everyone called her a 'demon', and her...
"Look at what I've done. I destroyed my family, I killed my clan, and my brothers hate me." After she murdered her whole clan, Haruka Uchiha left her village and joined a criminal organization. She already lost her friends, she had to betray her brothers, and she watched her love die in front of her. With her new stat...
[2nd Place in Other/Mixed Media of Naruto Wattys] Ranked #15 in ItaSaku Sakura was raised by Orochimaru single handedly. He is the headmaster of a well known all boys high school filled with delinquents. It is known as Otogakure High School. Sakura acts like a tomboy which leads her to enter her father's school. Her f...
Naruto, being just a little 5 year old boy, was being attacked by a mob of villagers on his birthday. On that faithful day, he met his first, companion, guardian, and something he wanted for a very long time. He met his first ever Friend.
Naruto Uzumaki, or should I say Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki, is an orphan. He goes to a prestigious high school in Japan for the rich, the school he was invited to join because of his excellent academic results. He was always bullied whether it be when he was younger or in high school. Now, 15, having suffered being bulli...
