Hi, My name is Emma, Emma Anderson. I just graduated from college and guess what.... I've landed a job in the IT department at Pearson enterprises. Life is generally great but recently I met my boss John Pearson. He is arrogant, cocky, selfish and utterly rude. Am supposed to hate him right?? (I tell myself that) but...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...