Made In Paris // phan

{ON HOLD} act one. in which Dan and Phil are made to kiss in a play and neither of them quite know how to react.

stained (phan) || book #1

*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell...

pretend (phan)

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then...

You're The Straw To My Berry (Phan)

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

fuckboy

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Prince | phan (COMPLETE)

It's the time where Prince Philip needs to find a princess to share the thrown with. Except he isn't interested in any of the princesses. Over time he becomes more interested in a sassy servant instead.

1996 (MOVED)

story is now on --friday

A Great Accident

Their first time left them with the greatest accident Dan and Phil ever made. All based around phandom theories from PINOF 1 but with a twist. Mpreg!Dan.

Corpse Bride >>--> PHAN

Basically my PHAN version of corpse bride.

Eyeliner ➳ Phan

silvery-vision: you seem like an unusual person to like my photos sparkly-thundershot: you're cute and i enjoy your photos so why not? emo!dan pastel!phil a story in which two boys found not only love but friendship on the internet. very fluffy, little smut [highest ranking: #1 in january 2016]

best man//phan

dan is the best man at phil's wedding ; copyright © 2016

doodles ↠ phan ✔

"i haven't even met you, and i miss you." --- Soulmate AU where you write something on your arm with pen or marker and it appears on the other person. Idea from a Tumblr post by @/Let_Gavin_free --- lowercase intended short chapters intended [ COMPLETED ] this is the cheesiest and most cringe-worthy thing I've ever wr...

Meet the Howlters

It's 2022; Dan and Phil have officially come out. For some reason, people were angry and it didn't help that they "had" twins. You'd think people would be more accepting by now, right? Follow the Howlters in their amazing journey that is not on fire.

A Million Men (Phan)

Dan truly was ruined from the start, sold at age 5 to a group of men.This is a song fic for melanie martinez's unreleased song ' a million men' and so it'd fit with dan (considering hes male) i changed some of the words but literally only genderbent it. If you havent heard it you totally need to its boss omfg, i feel...

Rings | Phan

{COMPLETE} AU where everyone has a mood ring that tells them their soulmates mood. Also Pastel! Dan and Punk! Phil. Phil hates the idea of the rings and doesn't wear his but Dan thinks the idea is romantic and wears his almost everyday.

blurry face - phan

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

Skin | Phan

{COMPLETE} **Please note: this is not the skin fic** AU! Anything that happens to your soulmates skin happens to you. Examples~ If you get a tattoo, If you get a paper cut, If you scrape your knee, If you draw on it, etc.

snapchat

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Kisses Cost Extra | Phan

Phil didn't see the need for a lover, he had a hand go take care of most of his needs. It was his family who seemed to care so much about Phil finding a partner, whether it was a girl or a boy. It got to the point where Phil put up an ad on Craigslist. An ad that would lead him no where but straight to a man really in...