seaboyman ~ poetry

~ is that not the perfect visual image of life and death / a fish flapping on the carpet and a fish not flapping on the carpet ~

Cats VS Dogs.

It's an age old struggle between cats and dogs, but we don't know the half of it. Cassie lives all alone in the hills of Arkansas. The reason? She's a werecat, an ocelot to be exact. Most humans are only aware of werewolves, which is fine with the rest of the "were" population. It makes keeping hidden easier. Cats a...

My GF Is A Zombie Hooker

Jack is shocked to discover that his girlfriend is a zombie hooker.