The Lettuce Conspiracy

A short story about a man on a mission.

The Quest for English Lettuce

Mr. Sausage felt as if someone was toying with him. He looked up, and sure enough, there was the infamous thief Hammy McLegHam! He was perched on top of a building, spying on Mr. Sausage with the lettuce under one arm. But as soon as they made eye contact, the former sped off like when there's only one Tim Tam left in...

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

The Day I Died

Getting hit by a car is never a pleasant experience, especially when it results in your untimely demise. When Scarlett saves the life of a young girl at the peril of her own, she is offered a place back on earth. A second chance. She has 12 days to save another life. If she succeeds, she will return to the day of h...

Would you rather...

Seriously, do I really need to make a description for this? Well fine, for those of you who don't know what this is o will be explaining it just for YOU. Would you rather is a game where someone asks; "would you rather..." And then says to options such as; "Cats or dogs." And you then answer the question. In this case...

Call Ended

"Can the earth crack open in half and swallow me because my cramps are killing me." "Do you usually call strangers to discuss your menstrual cycle? Miss,at most,we can provide you ice-cream." "Did you kidnap Ellie? Never mind, do you also offer services like bringing over Advil?" In which two strangers communicate...

Wishes *Slow Updates*

*Spin-Off story for The Day I Died- You don't need to have read it* Bertie's Café: The home of bitter coffee, sweet tea and the best hot chocolate around. When Maisie first discovered the Café when she was 9, she thought the place was magical. Who would have known that it actually was? 7 years later, on one fateful r...

Do Over

I died. That's all there is to say. At least, that's what I thought. My name was Jen, I was a regular person. Then, there was an accident and I ended up dead. But then, I was given a second chance. They gave me another life, but with one catch. I had to become popular. Sounds easy, right? Well, you just wait. A...