im a wood

the story of a piece of wood.

Vladimir's Book

The best book ever

writing prompts

A list of writing prompts for improving your writing skills. (All prompts by me.)

Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DE...