Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Ghost. (A Harry Styles Fan Fiction) [ON HOLD]

Seventeen year old Aria Waller has her life changed when her dad gets a promotion which causes her family to move from the city of Chester to Holmes Chapel. The realtor drops the price of the house in order for the Waller family to buy it. Settling into the new house, Aria begins to feel odd breezes within the rooms...

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

Funny Jokes

A Collection of Funny Jokes

Funny Comebacks and Insults

Just a random book of funny things! (I wrote this when I was young so I apologize in advance for it being offensive or rude in any way)

A Thousand Words | ✓

Reece Bremer goes through life with a scowl and cold personality. Jessica Andrews goes through life with a glowing smile and positive outlook. Reece looks at life with dull, judgmental eyes that make him hate the world and the people living in it. Jessica, well... She looks at life through a camera. Literally. They...

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...

Ang Love Story ni Cynthea.

Si Cynthea ay hindi pa nakaranas magkaroon ng kasintahan. Hindi pa ito nagmahal kahit minsan, kumbaga'y Virgin siya in terms of love life. Nang makilala niya si Daniel;gwapo, matalino at mabait. Mababago kaya ni Daniel ang pananaw ni Cynthea patungkol sa pag-ibig? Basahin ang kwento.

ESCAPE TO PARIS

Reya didn't imagine herself leaving her advertising job for a start-up non-profit by her mid-twenties, but she also didn't expect a sudden breakup with her college boyfriend. She seriously needs to shake things up, and what better way to do that than a holiday in Paris? New time zone, lost luggage, and her best fr...

Funny Text Bloopers: 2

Funny Text Bloopers: 2

Funny pics

Just random funny pics I found on the internet

Horror Collection

Hindi po totoo at gawa lamang po ng imahinasyon ng manunulat ang laman ng istoryang ito, sana po'y magustuhan niyo!

Breaking The Bad Boy (Completed)

Ashley Martin has been through more grief than a person experiences in their entire life and carries baggage that no kid should ever entail. Tyler Miller is the school's scandalous bad boy who acts on impulse, blinded rage and will single-handedly destroy anybody who stands in his way. Then all of a sudden, they're th...

1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

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1000 Funny Jokes

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Smart test answers from kids

Find out the most smart ass test answers or just plain funny pictures

Surprised Yet? (C.L. Stone, The Academy) #watty2016

Sang and the boys from CL Stone's The Academy Ghost Bird series. Sang gets an evil idea and get Kayli's help to surprise the boys. Will they be able to handle all the curve balls she throws at them? They each have their own little surprise. But then they get the biggest surprise at the end. Mushiness, hilarious...

My Brother's Best Friend

"So what do we do?" "We can work something out. There's just one problem... We can't let your brother find out." ❁ Available now to order! Link in bio!

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*]

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole...

call of duty: ghosts

Young 23 year old, Jorden Dingle, has joined the ghost squad. Her new elias, merrick, gives her a mission to bring down the federation though somewhere in the opposition she has family... this will continue from where the game ended. When Logan Walker was taken to the fed by rorke.

Hide and Seek

How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...