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  • Link Dane
    5.1M 216K 46

    Every Father scowls at him. Every Mother prays from him. Every boy hates him. And every girl stays away from him. Because he was Link Dane. That one boy who seemed even more messed up than imaginable. And then there's Orianna, who wishes she could do all of those above and forget he ever existed. But she can't. Simpl...

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  • Frat House
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    Dressed in ugly orange to pay for their crimes by day. Wild devils who party hard by night. Welcome to the Frat House. Enter if you dare. These six hilarious misfits find love, experience first times, and learn life lessons in the most notorious ways. An unforgettable novel by Wattpad's greatest humour authors.

  • Sunlight - Twilight Parody
    57.1K 2K 5

    "Life isn't always pear shaped."

  • Pretty Bad Things [Sample]
    6.9M 157K 27

    NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE ON AMAZON AND BARNES&NOBLE! THIS IS A SAMPLE OF THE PUBLISHED BOOK. _____________________________ Livvie Jefferson is lame. If it weren't for the secret list of crazy things she'd like to do, she'd be less interesting than a piece of stale bread. Harvey Lockwell is a God. An unattainable G...

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  • Living Short in Bel Air (Completed 2013)
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    As an old dead guy once said, "And though she be but little, she is fierce." A self motivating journey dedicated to the short girls, tomboys, weirdos, and outcasts, where a lonely, girl in Bel Air shows the society that big things come in small packages.

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  • Sealed with a Kiss ✔
    811K 31.5K 33

    "We need something to make sure that neither of us will say a word, something to seal the deal." "What?" I ask, narrowing my eyes. I don't entirely trust the way the corner of his lips have just flicked up in a self-confident smile. There's a disconcerting glint in his eyes as he looks at me. "With a kiss." •...

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  • Liquor Lips
    69.1K 1.7K 3

    Ever wanted to punch someone in the face? Minerva Ashton has and she’s not going stop until she’s able to do it. Which is why she ends up trying to bring down the entertainment industries most powerful man. Pretty impressive, right? Not really. Minerva has no clue that she has her hands full with the cunning Martin Va...

  • Faking Delinquency [SAMPLE, PUBLISHED]
    9.2M 57.1K 22

    [BEING PUBLISHED -- sample and more info inside] One girl. One camp for delinquents. One hell of a summer. Falice Winters has always been the goody-two shoes. Her twin Arabelle . . . not so much. So what happens when their dad plans to ship Arabelle off to a camp to clean up her act? Well, naturally, Arabelle wou...

  • The Bro Code
    21.3M 445K 24

    WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION The Bro Code says to leave no bro behind... But what happens when you have to choose between love and friendship? ***** Nick Maguire would never betray his best friends, Carter and Austin, by breaking The Bro Code, and he k...

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  • The Homecoming Agenda
    4K 148 10

    one nerd, one stoner, and one slut. "this is how not to go to homecoming."

  • Wattpad's Dirty Little Secrets
    1.3M 62.3K 80

    "OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family...

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  • Stop Scaring the Children
    539 22 5

    This is a blog of sorts that may or may not provoke: intense laughter, awkward silence, mobs. Some of these topics may be quite offensive. And the topics vary from Facebook to Twitter, to Wattpad to my actual real life in which I use a variety of colorful language. Come have a laugh. Learn some stuff. Make a friend.

  • [ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom
    3M 116K 21

    Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...

  • PlayBoy Bunny *coming soon!*
    432 6 1

    Meet 23 year old Rachel Merts, a PlayBoy Bunny in the 1960's. The reason? Money and more money. Let's not forget the chance of finding a rich man along the way... Will Rachel's cold economical ice heart ever melt? Will 28 year old Jace Mick be able to heal the wounded girl? In a world where sexy is the new smart...

  • A COMEDY OF FEW KIDNAPPINGS
    13.3K 234 2

    Andrew Komoroski is your average, everyday high school senior. Keeping his mom from seeing his stash of porn and getting into a decent enough college seems to be height of his worries. However, his normal life is about to change. By the time his senior year is complete; he’ll kidnap someone, get kidnapped himself and...

  • Food Fight
    134K 4.2K 24

    When Victoria Hunter and Drew Richards, who were total strangers to each other, accidentally started a food fight in their school cafeteria which resulted in complete disaster, they made a deal with their principal to fix it in return for not telling their parents. But to fix it, they have to collect a large sum of mo...

  • Wanna Play A Game? {Completed}
    1.2M 35.6K 56

    Why, hello, my loyal enemy, surprised you ended up in the school newspaper? Sorry, I just couldn't let your rule breaking ways not be written down for the whole school to see. We all know that you're not afraid of breaking the rules, to get what you want. Don't let your ego run rampant (Oh, wait too late). Actions hav...

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  • Illegal My Ass
    34.7M 845K 52

    Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules. The judge...

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