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  • Clockwork
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    Everything remembered must be forgotten. The gods are glorious, and then they are not -- history is an ongoing clock. It trudges on.

  • EXTRA SWEET | ✓
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    "Aloo--" "I'm hungry." "Problem solved! We deliver donuts, where do you want that?" "I don't. I'm craving McNuggets." "..." "And you." #14 in Dialogue (13 July, 2018) #68 IN SHORT STORY - 30/4/2017

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  • Waffle Cones (#1)
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    "Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

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  • EXTRA CHEESE : book # 1 | ✓
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    "Don't tell me it's you again." "It is." "Oh my God." "Babe--" "No, stop." "I want to give you olive my love." #40 in short story - 16. JAN. 2016 #34 - 21/1/2016 #29 - 24/1/2016 #8 - 25/2/2016 #2 in cheese - 7/9/2018 BOOK #1 OF THE FAT FOOD SERIES

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  • [1.3] Stupid & Idiot
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    "You did all that so I would kiss you?" "Well not exactly, I was kind of dying." Dialogue Story

  • [1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓
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    "How have you not fallen in love with me?" "Easy, you're a douchebag." Dialogue Story [1 in Short Story 23/7/2015]

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  • [1.2] Poop & Pee | ✓
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    "You're a pile of poop." "You're a fountain of pee." Dialogue Story

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