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a story about all of my sugar daddies

SUPER RICH KIDS | PHAN

phan // in which a rich kid meets a cute homeless boy who has something he needs

LOST BOY | PHAN

phan // in which a boy who loves peter pan finds his neverland in ginger hair and rose tinted cheeks

Camp // phan

Camp Overfell is a two month long escape from the troubling teenage life. At least, that's what the website says. For Dan Howell, it's nothing but an excuse for his parents to get rid of him for the summer, and rightly so. Okay, so maybe he fucks up sometimes. He didn't mean to set the classroom on fire, he was just...

high»phan

"i'm not gonna remember you in the morning." -- the one where dan is high and phil is sober.

lumos / phan

Dan is a powerful slytherin with a knack for taming beasts while Phil is an uncoordinated hufflepuff with a knack for herbology. but when trouble starts arising in hogwarts and Phil's home, and a darkness looms over their world, Dan soon finds himself faced with an impossible choice.

colour // phan

"what does colour look like?" "well, it's pretty much impossible but, i can try to explain." a short lil fic about dan, a blind man, who bumps into phil. copyright © 2017

psychosis ; phan [sequel to drop dead]

"you miss it; the bone-chilling thrill from the narrow escapism of outsmarting cops and the head-spinning adrenaline rush of hiding out in hotel room after hotel room. the blood-rushing high of pulling the trigger on your victim, just to go and do it all over again the next day. but you don't just miss it, you desire...

how to get away with murder ; phan

"and this," dan exhaled, bruises peppering his moonlight-lit wrists as he turned the trickling, metal faucet and ceased the bone-chilling water. phil's azure irises lingered dismally on the hanging corpse; a man drowned by his own undying secrecy. "is how to get away with murder." |ex-cop!phil x murderer!dan| |rat...

the promotion

keith & eugene au [its a joke ya'll]

Childish | d.h

"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

STRAWBERRIES & CIGARETTES | PHAN

phan // sugar and smoke rings, i've been a fool

love me // phan

he looks me in the eye. C O M P L E T E

Special Boy // phan

In a world where everyone has a special ability, a "power", young Dan Howell is alone in having nothing to show for it. He now constantly, obsessively searches for something, anything, that could mean he was different, day after day. But maybe all it takes is a certain Super showing an interest in him to make him trul...

Find Me Again // phan

Sequel to Discovering Love! Dan is only just now aware of the fact that he loves Phil Lester, but at the wrong moment, because Phil hates him. He makes that very clear, in the way he successfully ignores Dan. But Dan is desperate, because the longer he and Phil are separated, the more his heart is breaking, and pretty...

Discovering Love // phan

Dan is a firm believer that love doesn't exist. Not in adults, and definitely not in high school. He detests silly love stories and petty relationships, posing as 'love', and nothing could possibly change his mind in that. But when new student Phil takes an intrest in Dan, he can't deny that he's interested in the boy...

drop dead ; phan

"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|

Intriguing (phan)

'don't do that. don't act like you care. i might do something stupid, like open up to you.' {or the one where phil has a photographic memory and dan is telekinetic} STARTED - 11/12/16 COMPLETED - 16/02/17

cliché (phan)

Dan Howell and Phil Lester share a passion for soccer. When they make it onto their school's team, they are determined to impress the coaches and their teammates. The two boys are too caught up in competition to realize that they are more alike than it seems, instead drinking while underage and bringing home bad repo...

diree of ryhan

beebo is back! and he's back with a plan! ryan will never be able to escape him.. ever..

diree of beebo

hi der mi nam is beebo. wulcum to mi diree.

incarceration //phan

('LETHAL' SERIES PART II) Phil's life has been thrown off balance, now trapped in a foreign world with no known way of escaping, it seems his life is leading from one extreme to another. There's no friends, no Dan and his morale is at an all time low. His surroundings and everyone he thought he knew and loved are bein...

lethal //phan

('LETHAL' SERIES PART I) Of course, having the ability to change and move objects using nothing more than brain power has its perks, but being sent to a special school isolated from all other humans is definitely not one of them in Phil Lester's mind. In the eyes of Dan Howell, being feared is far better than being l...

Colorful | Phan | Completed

"Reason number one not to fall in love with Phil Lester, he speaks in colors." ~ Dan Howell is in his last year of high school when, thanks to a bet, he is forced to prove to his friend how easy it is to not fall in love with somebody who cares for the stars more than he cares for himself. Who's crazy plans always see...

ACQUAINTANCE (Book #3 - EMAILS TO DAN)

acquaintance [uh-kweyn-tns] noun -a person known to one, but usually not a close friend. After years of Dan and Phil not talking since they moved out of their flat, they start to talk. Dan will try to make it up to Phil for ignoring him in the beginning. Phil doesn't know how it will go, but he goes for it and contin...

Emails To Phil (Sequel to EMAILS TO DAN)

After three years of Dan not answering Phil's emails, he finally responds. Though, the tables turn. Phil doesn't reply to Dan after he replies. Dan will try to keep in contact with Phil after all he has done, but he doubts he'd ever reply back. Highest Rank: #33 Fanfiction

Emails To Dan

Dan and Phil's friendship has ended. They moved out from their flat and went their separate ways. Phil has tried to keep in touch with Dan, but he never answers. All of his emails are unanswered, but that doesn't mean Dan never reads them.

wanted (phan) || book #3

THIRD BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Dan and Phil are desperate to survive- so desperate that the two decide to become more than just a duo, and bring in whoever they can find to help them get out of this alive. The group is targeted, framed, and attacked by many who want their revenge. They can't sleep, eat, or even b...

twisted (phan) || book #2

SECOND BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES After running away together, Dan and Phil live their life in London, keeping their past locked up. Either way, nothing has changed. In fact, things have gotten worse for the two boys. After Dan pulled the trigger on the gun, he hasn't been the same since. Dan and Phil are now the m...

stained (phan) || book #1

*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell...