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Dragon Heir [Book 1] [Watty Award Winner 2012]

There was a time when the king of the human world raged war between humans and dragonkind, forcing their rulers to seal the portal between both worlds and leave the one thing they loved above all else behind. Now, in a land full of turmoil, one huntress learns of her bloodline and how she alone has the ability to har...

Warriors: Empire's End ~Book 5 Series 3~

The time has come. Change is on its way fast, and NoName's empire is slipping from her grasp. In an attempt to regain control, the evil tyrant makes a fatal mistake. Will it be her last? Shadeheart- still recovering from Blossomfur's sudden death- is left once again with a dilemna. And still far, far away from home li...

The Flaming Ice

Zoey, a shy and quiet girl with a strong and fierce mind, has a great passion for drawing. While she does enjoy creating something from her own mind, it's mainly because her deceased sister taught her how. However, Zoey's sister Jasmine didn't teach her how to draw just anything. She had taught her how to draw dragons...

Spark { Warrior Cats Fanfiction ; Complete }

Prophecies are works about journeys and saving clans via StarClan's designated cats. StarClan can't predict everything though, right? Sparkfur is hated by much of her clan. She's much more intelligent than any other cat, she's sassy, and an annoyance. They have half a mind to kick her out, but at the same time, they w...

A Guide On Creating A Warrior Cat Fanfiction

Many people need to improve their Warriors FanFics, even me. Here are some tips StarClan has shared with me in a dream to help all those writers! Enjoy, and I hope this can be of use. (DISCONTINUED)

Warrior Cats: The New Course (STILL UPDATING)

(ICETAIL'S ENEMY SEQUAL!) "The ancient secrets of the forest will sway of a new path for three cats alone." Everyone knows how Icestar's brother died in the Battle of Darkness. As the false Clan is gone, everyone hopes for peace, but within due time they realize that things are not over yet. The Twolegs begin to eat u...

(Discontinued) Warrior Cats: Clan Of Blood

Bloodclan always needed to be used as a more intense theme. Any and all who are in need of survival must join together under a ruthless banner of blood! This role play is starred in none other then a city inhabited by the Bloodclan cats, but it appears that there is another group of scavengers trying to create their o...

Golden Jealousy (Foxy x Mangle) #3

Everyone is safe and sound inside the pizzeria. Foxy and Mangle are together. Rain is enjoying her new life as an animatronic. But unfortunately, a certain golden bear isn't finished with Foxy. He is jealous. He wants what Foxy has. And nothing is going to stop him from getting what he wants.

Warrior Cats: A Looming Darkness (Book 2) HIATUS

Sagepaw, Nightpaw, and Timberpaw have all choosen their destinies but there has been an interference. StarClan's prophecy comes in nearer as the three ThunderClan apprentices grow older and more mature. Threats from the Dark Forest hang grimly over the thoughts of the StarClan warriors as the watch the Clans go about...

Warrior Cats: Shadows into Light (book 1)

Three kits were born in Snow Clan but unfortunately they were judged by others because they were half-clan their father being from Cloud Clan, and their mother from Snow Clan. Yet each of them believe they can show how loyal they are to their clan, within each paw-step they show determination.

WARRIOR CATS FIND FACEBOOK!

Join this awesome, and hilarious book as your favorite Warrior Cats find Facebook!! This is going to be rated PG, for there might be crude words, yet no cussing besides the following: cod, mousebrain, idiot, stupid, foxbrain, etc.

Things You Didn't Know About Warriors: Book I (ON HOLD)

Did you know that truly thought that Firestar had WASTED his last life? Or that one of Bluestar's most popular quotes is Stupid Furball? Look inside this book! All of your favourite facts and quotes are located right here!

Warriors: Troubled Tides ~Series 2 Book 2~

The shadow cat is plaguing the Lightclan warriors' dreams, creating problems every step of the way. While Stormstar struggles to find out who this 'shadow cat' is, Nutwhisker is frantically trying to cover up a terrible crime he has committed against the Medicine Cat Code. Book 2 of the 'Lightclan's New Beginning' ser...

Warriors fanfiction: Foxshade's Fate (Completed!)

Foxshade is just a kit when his brother disappears without a trace. He struggles to comfort his other brother Snowdust and faces hardship and misery. When a mysterious cat comes to his dreams with a dark prophecy Foxshade needs to find out what it means and how to save his brother and entire clan. But can young Foxsha...

Warriors: Storm Clouds

Brookkit is born into ThunderClan in late winter, and nearly starves. Yet she manages to pull through and become one of ThunderClan's best apprentices. As tensions increase between ThunderClan and RiverClan, and signs of a group of mysterious cats are found, Brookpaw must face a number of obstacles, the worst being Wi...

Stormclan's Redemption (A Warrior Cat fan fiction)

"These are the eyes of True Evil they will bring blood shed and death and loyalty will truly be tested" Jayfire is leading her new clan to great times. But before she is to get to great times the four clans have to agree on new boundaries and must return to the warrior code that had been wrongly changed in the past...

Reedstar's Selfishness (Zombie Warrior Cats)

*thoroughly editing* Reedstar once had a terrifying dream of flesh-eating cats surrounding him as a kit. He thought nothing of it until the day he met one face to face. His selfishness drove him to kill others for the sake of himself. Flesh-eaters loom around every corner of the territories in SpiritClan, DarkClan and...

DISCONTINUED A New Dawn #2: Ashes (Warrior Cats Fanfiction)

This version of this story is actually discontinued, so you may have better luck reading the new version here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/224458043-visions-of-embers While they are different versions and different things will happen, there will be some spoilers in this version. --- Book 2 of "A New Dawn" - Continu...

Dawnkit's Journey

Dawn was a rouge, born to a she-cat named Claw. She doesn't know who her father is, she doesn't have any littermates, she doesn't have a clue where she is. Until a JadeClan patrol finds her. This is the story of Dawnkit, full of love, loss, anger, and hope. I guess the only question is; Will you read to find out what...

Warriors: Will Lightclan Survive? ~Series 1 Book 1~

Skykit is chased away from her clan by her murderous father. She joins Lightclan and is twisted into a deadly prophecy that might mean the end of her life. Book 1 of the 'Will Lightclan Survive' Series!

How Did You Die?

How Did You Die? This contains a lot of random interviews, laughter, and serious matter... {Does contain some spoilers so watch out} Cover by Sapphire Concept by Blaze

Fall of the Clans

SEQUEL to The New Prophecy. The prophecy is starting, Darkheart and Iceclaw join their clans to take out the mix clan cats. Stormstreak and Galerunner are forced to make their clans work together to stop them before innocent cats are killed. Will they be able to stop Darkheart and his followers or will the clans be br...

Curled Silence *Completed*

Imagine this: you are a small loner cat that lost your mother and sister in a fire long ago. You now live in a barn with your brother and father peacefully, until one fateful day ruins it all. A terrible natural disaster wreaks havoc upon your young life and you are forced to see watch your own brother killed right i...

Warrior Cats: Icetail's Enemy (COMPLETED ✔️)

"The darkness was never meant to be, and two cats, high and proud will lead and destroy." On the day of his apprentice ceremony, Icepaw had a dream that forever shattered the peace of the forest. Darkness surrounds Icepaw and his Clan as a mysterious new prophecy hints that trouble will soon come. He is determined to...

Warrior Cats: Coldeyes

The sun peaked over the horizon, its small but bright light vanquished as many shadows in the forest as it could. The wind swept up fresh scents and dry leaves. In this forest is a clan. Thunderclan.

Warriors: Everlasting Shadows ~Book 3 Series 3~

NoName's reign over the territories seems never-ending and the Clans are fading. But a swift turn of events brings the light of hope back and the prisoners begin to devise a plan. Meanwhile, Rabbitstar has plans of his own which threaten the prisoner's escape. - Book 3 of series 3 'Born In Blood.' Look for the first...

Warriors: Danger Rising ~Series 2 Book 3~

It has been a moon since Silvershy fell into a coma and was trapped inside the Dark Forest. She still has yet to awaken. Flamefur is growing more and more guilty, believing that it is her fault that Silvershy is in this situation. With NoName getting stronger, Lightclan must be prepared for their most deadly battle y...

Skylight (Warrior Cats)

What if you had been chosen? As young Skypaw of ThunderClan continues to trek deeper into the mysterious prophecy, she stumbles into unexpected hardships. As she finds out the horrifying back stories of the cats closest to her, she slowly pieces together her devastating fate...one that betrays the warrior code and Sta...

Dovewing's Choice

Dovewing is absolutely overwhelmed. She likes Tigerheart, but he's from from Shadowclan! She recently broke up with Bumblestripe because of her mixed feelings for both. But, Bumblestripe is is from her clan. He's shy, like his father Greystripe- always hungry, and the strangest tom she has ever seen. Tigerheart is som...