(reading time: 5 mins) ❝ The chemicals consumed me. And then I fell in love with you, unexpectedly ❞ PPS: I wrote this when I was metaphorically high and drunk. Or maybe not so metaphorically after all.
There are different types of listening. Some are bad. (LGBT themes).
"I go purely for the coffee." "Right." ~ a very short tale of the beginnings of Mickey and Will told in dialogue and awkward silences ~
You should leave him, 'Cause it really makes me sick. I'm just saying, Just saying.
"I love you my beautiful wife." "Shut up, Harry. You're gay and that's that." ~Or~ Harry is married and his wife swears he's in love with Louis. || Ranked: 2nd place in the Popular Larry Stories category of the Bromance Awards ||
"What the hell?! Kennedy!" I watch as Ryder turns around furiously and strides towards me. Oh oh. Maybe I took it too far... "What's wrong with you?! Did you really have to cover my car in pink sticky notes?!" He steps towards me and I take a step back. He steps forward again and I step back u...
One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that woul...
Calum is an adorable YouTuber known as KawaiiCalPal. He's most known for his oversized sweaters and matching flower crowns. Also, he's in love with the punk rock band, Swallow the Goldfish. But more accurately, the lead guitarist, Michael Clifford. Luke, Ashton, and Michael are the three band members of Swallow the Go...
"It's like catching fire, except I'm the tossed away match." ~ Where Calum always brings a girl home, and Michael pretends he isn't sad over it. • Started December 20th, 2015 • • Completed January 17th, 2016 •
[ BOOK I OF THE SPOTLIGHT SERIES ] Where Calum can't seem to forget about the fame so Michael shows him how to be normal. [ a malum fanfiction ] [ highest rating #22 in fanfiction ]
Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your...
❝ i hate christmas ❞ ❝ but not this year ❞ - in which michael hates christmas, calum wants to change his mind and where they fall in love in 24 days [this may be a christmas story but you can read it all year if you're into malum fluff, really] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved
luke works at a tattoo parlour downtown called "deadly tattoos", but after work one day he stumbles across a new flower shop and can't stop wondering about it. © 1940sluke | 2015
luke has a hard time talking to people he is not familiar with, but ashton, has no problem with that. (wattpad has erased chapter one for literally no apparent reason whatsoever n i cant get it back im so sorry for the empty chapter ): ) © 1940sluke | 2015
Everyone can think of what if's when it comes to a situation. In this case, it will be directed towards Camera. What if Michael had caught Calum that day on the fair? What if Calum had gotten his Camera back earlier? What if they would have been able to meet? Or what if Calum had never lost his camera in the first pla...
AU Larry Stylinson. Continuation of Co-Captains. Not really. Smut. After Harry and Louis return to the dorm room.
[SEQUEL TO WHATSAPP] "Ashton, I miss you." © -irwincuddles 2015
in which ashton texted the wrong number on whatsapp and found luke. © -irwincuddles 2015
luke lives in a rather quiet area, and enjoys peace and quiet very much. however, when his new neighbour moves in next door, he doesn't appreciate the loud drumming noises waking him up in the middle of the night. [lowercase intended] © 1940sluke | 2016
michael was just trying to look for a present for his best friend, but ended up stumbling into the best present he'll ever get [girly!calum] © 1940sluke | 2015
luke is the leader of the bad boys at school, aka the thunderbirds, and has a reputation to uphold. but it's hard to do that when there's a certain cute nerdy boy standing in the way. [set in the 50s] [lowercase intended] © 1940sluke | 2016
luke makes erotic home videos and post them on tumblr ashton just so happens to stumble upon them, every night - a smutty love story - (smut! graphic description of sexual acts! cross dressing! strong language!)
In which, Ashton memorises pick up lines for Luke LASHTON HEMWIN COMPLETED ASDFLKJHG5SOS 2015
The one where Calum adds 3 random numbers into a groupchat in an attempt to cure his boredom. Things don't quite go the way he expected.
"What's so great about reading about the same two f**kers falling in love, over and over again?" A compilation of original Lashton oneshots. Everything from smut to fluff. Hope you enjoy!
