Caitlin knows what she wants to be when she grows up, a mafia boss! She saw it all on cable and now Melissa, the school bully, is gonna pay, capish? (Warning: satire for adults!) Cover by: @emmotionallyunstable
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...