*CRACK FIC* The Real Reason MCR Broke Up

Shhh dont tell anyone hehe

You'll Rue This Day // Nevel Papperman x Reader

You, a 13-year-old girl, were looking for a boyfriend. You asked your friends Carly and Sam for help, and they showed you multiple pictures of boys before accidentally showing you a picture of Nevel. "Oh my god. He's amazing." It's just a Nevel Papperman x Reader ...it's a joke... I shouldn't have to say that but I'...

Øñïôn Jūįčē - shrek x reader smut

You never thought all that ironic worshiping would lead to this~bless

Is Your Cermet Going To Grow?

Idk what this is but it's Jenna Marbles 😂 just watch the attached vid

Guy Fieri Haikus

Haikus of our lord and savior Guy Fieri

Pawn my love

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Guy Fieri and the Fieri in My Heart

I remember first seeing him on tv. His golden bleached spikes. His flaming Hawaiian shirt. That sexy scruffy beard. My heart felt as if it was being ripped out of my chest. It was not a feeling of pain but rather need. I needed to see him in person to find where my runaway heart was leading me. And see what this food...

Grape Love (Grape x Reader)

You falll in love with a grape, but then something bad happens :((((

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...