"you think you're hilarious, don't you." "actually my dear, I know I'm hilarious." "oh yeah? what else do you know?" "well, i know for a fact that you fancy me." { a particular prankster, fred weasley, who figured his jokes could somehow win the heart of a particular intellectual, alice colden, who figured her knowled...
"oh, haven't i caused enough pain and suffering already?" {in which albus dumbledore never had much luck} -book 2 after lana's Hiraeth (@avantgardes)
"i love you to the moon and back." "i'm gonna fuck you to the moon and back {modern-ish au collab w/ maddy (@madforbooks10)
"she's not beautiful, she's death." "no, she's perfect." {remus lupin tries to get the girl that is so far over the mountain in thoughts of boys all the while drowning in his thoughts of her //dedicated to @princessIeia, ty for the idea
☽acid☾ "and from her lips flowed the stinging nectar that kept me crawling back for more." // {in which the acid she spat was never enough of a warning sign.
