Stupid. Sexy. Asshole...

" I am stuck in the middle of nowhere with seven amazingly hot sexist guys, the King-of-Assholes and my evil Grammy, for the whole summer. Why, God, why?!"

The Best QUOTES & COMEBACKS You'll Ever Hear

Here is a book of all the BEST quotes & comebacks I have ever made/read.

101 Comebacks (Funny Comebacks and Insults)

*These comebacks are not meant to offend anyone.......unless, of course, they deserve it.*

The Boy with Words for Skin

Samuel Brandt woke up with his thoughts written all over his body. His brother woke up with his head missing. His sister woke up to find that her skin would crack open unless she stayed in water. All of the other children in the secluded Iowa town of Oak Knoll woke up having undergone strange transformations. Now, the...

Expiration Date (Books 1 and 2)

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

Surrounded by hot guys 24/7

A teenage girl is still grieving about her father dying and her mother abusing her. She moves in with her brother and his two roommates to get away from her mother. The girl, Skylar, is a street fighter with a more secrets than you know and more than even she knows about herself. Will she be able to escape all of this...

Yelling to the sky

Schizophrenia .

She's An Alien (Lesbian, GirlxGirl Story)

What would you do if someone was to tell you that you are an alien? Would you feel upset? Surprised? Or perhaps scared? Well all of those would work, except the girl that received the news didn't exactly know who or what she was. Read her adventure as she learns to live, breathe, and be an alien while retaining her hu...

The Nerd's Revenge ❘ ✔

She's a nerd who turned out into a beautiful lady, with a revenge. { credits to @black-gray for the cover before } reminder; excuse all of my grammatical errors i didn't had a chance to edit this since i made this story in my grade school, due to my busy schedule- hope ya'll understand and enjoy this story of mine. ...

The President's Daughter

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...

My Bestfriend's Diary

I am a guy . And when I find a diary , I intend to read it. So when I found the diary which my best friend who happens to be a girl , keeps. I read it. And it changed my life forever.

Door To Door

Hudson Ellis is good at his job. Somehow, he manages not to annoy people when he knocks at their doors and asks them to contribute to the charity he works for - instead, he gets them to sign up for sponsoring programmes and fish whatever spare change they have out of their pockets. Even the infamously tough residents...

100 Things (AND MORE!) To Do In The Hunger Games~WATTY AWARDS 2012

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

He's The Campus' Mystery Guy [On-hold]

Si Bea Jane ay yung babaeng Miss Perfect na NAGMAHAL, NASAKTAN, at NATUTO. Pero hanggang ngayon, nagtataka parin siya kung bakit nagawa siyang saktan ng ex niya na minahal naman niya ng sobrang sobra. Sinubukan niyang kalimutan ang lahat at nag disisyon nalang siyang hintayin ang mga future mystery na darating pa sa b...

Teenager Posts

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

Kuya

Puro ka kuya. Lagi ka na lang kuya.

Kala Ko Ba Meron? (One Shot)

Akala ko ba meron? Diba sabe mo meron? Meron! Meron eh! ("Meron Ka Noh?" Sequel)

Meron Ka Noh? (One Shot)

Patingin nga kung meron? *Gasps* Meron nga!

Secretly Married (Completed, 2011)

Language: Filipino Started in July 2011 | Finished in December 2011 Published in English for paperback (Pop Fiction, 2013) Adapted in Indonesian for paperback (Penerbit Haru, 2016 & 2018) Blurb: Phoebe Bernal shares a secret with one of the biggest stars in the country, Kent Fuentabella. Their secret? They've been sec...

My Book of Love [UNDER MAJOR, MAJOR EDITING]

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Me and my 12 brothers. YES....12 brothers!

~STORY COMPLETED! just in process of editing~ Lexi Walker has 12 brothers. Twelve irritating, annoying, bossy and protective brothers. The only female contact she has in her life is her mom and has to cope with all the pranks, arguments and play fighting between the two of them. Having to move suddenly to another st...

Killer Smile

A wickedly funny comedy romance, with a supernatural twist. Oh, and that blood on the cover... it's really jam, kiddies... trust me ... no really... It's rated G okay? Butttt.... my sense of humour runs a little wild. This is my very first story on Wattpad, as well as my very 1st attempt at writing romance... In cla...

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

The Baby Project

Avery and Andrew have been best friends since middle school; they're close. But they're about to get a whole lot closer when paired up for the project like no other: the baby project.

Let's Play a Game [Editing]

**Please forgive my mistakes and crappy-ness. I am under-going editing... It may take a while. Thank you for reading and making it hit over FIVE MILLION reads omfg :'D ^_^ BUT IT IS GETTING EDITED...SLOWLY....SO PLEASE IGNORE MISTAKES AND STUPIDITY :)))** ❝I hear you're a player... So lets play a game. Let's sweet tal...

My Step-Brother A Player?*COMPLETED*

"I know you want me Mia..." he whispered into my ear. His voice husky and deep. "N-no I-I don't," I replied trying to keep my voice steady but failing miserably. I backed up, but to only find myself trapped between a wall and Jared who was closing in.. and fast. "Your body seems to say otherwise Mimi," I couldn't help...

Invisible Girl (Reprint under LIB)

Muriel was forced by her Boss to be her son's PRETEND GIRLFRIEND because of one reason- her VOICE. His Ex and her voice sounds very alike. Ang tanging konsolasyon lamang niya ay hindi siya nakikita ng binata. He will not recognize her. He lost his sight in a car accident after his Ex left him And her MISSION- convinc...

Next Time I Fall In Love (Soon To Be Published)

Sequel of Invisible Girl (Jared's side story) This time, siya naman ang bibida! All rights reserved 2013 alexisse_rose© Highest rank achieved: #5 in Romance