Sarcasm 101

I think the title explains a pretty good chunk of it. This is where I'll write my thoughts and ideas on the main topic: sarcasm. And I am pretty damn skilled if I do say so myself.

insults nd sarcasm

For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you. Ps: don't kill me

Insults

Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot. ...

Mason

Follow the story of two opposites who realize that they have more in common than expected. Cliché? Yes. Typical and boring? Hell no. - "I want to resist you, so badly. But I can't. There is just something about, the way you carry yourself. It intrigues me." He says as he walks towards me, in long strides until we're f...

Stay With Me (Book 2, the With Me series)

Stay With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. In this sequel to She's With Me, tensions are high as secrets are unraveled after Aiden's arrest. Amelia and Aiden are strong, but even the strongest can sink under the weight...

Late Night Conversations ✔ [COMPLETED]

{Highest Ranking: #2 in Short Story} One collision. Two strangers. One unorthodox way to pay off her debt. Three weeks of late night conversations. One Date.

Bad Girls Life

Kylie grey has to move from her busy life in New York to a small beach town when her moms job transfers She's what some would call a bad girl but she meets her match bad boy of beach town Eric Hampton They both have a disturbing pass but refuse to share it even with their closest friends. Will these two end up toget...

12 Shades Of Zodiac

Welcome to the "12 Shades Of Zodiac", it's pretty much what it sounds like. This entire book is going to consist of random Zodiac stuff... that's gonna be conversations, one-shots (if requested), and random personality stuff I find on tumblr.

Zodiac Trials

All 12 of the Zodiacs go to Shrew High, but they aren't friends. Well- most of them. When they all go on a over night "field trip," all 12 of them get transferred to a forest, with nothing on why and how they are there. Aries, Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer, Capricorn, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Gemi...

Zodiac Signs

Book 1 of Zodiac Signs. Contains: - fun facts - zodiac squads - personality traits - zodiac relationships & many more!! (IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SIGN, DM ME.) (I DO LOVE COMPATIBILITY's, DM ME FOR YOURS.) _______________________________________________ #31 in Random (9/30/15)

Zodiac Signs | P1

Part 1 of Zodiac Signs Go to Part 2 for more! Do you want to know exotic things about your zodiac signs? Then you're in the right place! - Aries ♡ Taurus ♡ Gemini ♡ Cancer ♡ Leo ♡ Virgo ♡ Libra ♡ Scorpio ♡ Saggitarius ♡ Capricorn ♡ Aquarius ♡ Pisces ♡ - #15 in Zodiac Signs (6/17/18) #12 in Zodiac Signs (6/18/18) #7 in...

Zodiac Signs

See what one out of an animal, song, weather or anything you are with your zodiac sign. If you don't know yours it will be on the front page! :)

ZODIAC SIGNS

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Credit to IG & Tumblr Posts*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ BOOK 2 IS UP♡

Zodiac signs

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

Ever Since

"Come here, cutie, I promise I won't bite...hard" she said while biting her fore-finger. She started to crawl over the bed to where I was with a look of lust in her eyes. "But what if I want you to?" I asked breathlessly. She didn't answer my question as she was watching the rise and fall of my breasts. "These are m...

The Popular Girls In love With A Nerd (G×G)

Alyssa Loren, Cheerleader Captain isn't your ordinary popular chick. after being cheated on by the Captain of the football team with her best friend {also on the cheer team} she ends up getting forced into going to a party with friends. there she meets a nerdy girl, Rosalie and eventually they play truth or dare. Mike...

I Made A Bet With The Bad Boy ✔️

He stares right at me, "You eat like a pig." "You look like a pig." I rolled my eyes, continuing to eat. "A pretty damn sexy pig." He winked. "You might be a sexy pig, but you talk like a donkey." "Are you agreeing that I'm sexy?" He narrowed his eyes, smirking. "No...I didn't mean it like that. I just..." I blushed...

I Rejected My Alpha (EDITING/REWRITING)

He was ruthless and a monster. I could never be mates with him and I didn't want to, but what choice did I have he was my other half and I had no choice but to be with him. I rejected him and that pain was unbearable and unavoidable. But somehow we ended up back with each other. Here's my story of how I rejected my A...

The Trouble With Willow

Willow is troubled. Betrayed by the men in her life; she quickly learns to put a guard up. Once bubbly and friendly, she is now quiet and disturbed. But what happens when a mysterious and utterly good looking new kid named Noah enters her life? Can one boy with an incredible story really change it all?

Don't Tell Daddy

Clove is your average sixteen year old beach babe. She lives in amazing beach house with her father, and has her best friend next door. But she gets a new neighbour who happens to be her fathers best friend. To Cloves father, he's happy that his friend is next door, but to Clove herself, she only sees his hot son Jaso...

"Don't Tell Daddy" Cover

This is not an actual book! Sorry. This is just a cover I made for the real story "Don't Tell Daddy" by AdriaMenthe. Go check it out! There is some mature sexual content. You have been warned! But really, go check it out! It's an amazing book!!❤️

Roommates with a Player

Some people just have all the luck. Emma Hark is not one of them. After the tragic death of her parents, she's been taken in by the infamous Stephens family; a family that is filthy rich, high class, and elegant beyond imagination. Not being country club material in any way, Emma must hoop through the many obstacles t...

Roommates With The Jock

[ completed ] "I love you, Logan." © 2016 :: warning: the cringe is beyond me xoxo [ #226 on Short Story Category ]

Roommates

"Why do you do this to me? Make me feel this way?" He asks. I lean close to him and smile. "Because I can, babe." I smirk and sashay out of the room, and I can feel him staring at me as I walk. --- It's Alexis's first year of college, and since she got accepted at a college a state away from where she lives, she has...

Roommates

"Will I ever get Maya to drive into a pole?" "What?!" -------------------- Maya is off to college. Since it's far from home she has to have a dorm there. But when there's some kind of switch, causing her to room with Ace, a bad boy, she and he have to get along. What will Maya face as they live together? His a...

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

My perverted stepdad and stepbrother

Stepbrothers

My New Stepbrother.

Falling For The Wrong Guy Is Sort Of A Typical Thing, But When You Fall For Your Soon To Be Stepbrother... It's A Little Confusing. But What If He Wasn't The Wrong Guy, But The Guy She Was Looking For The Whole Time?

My Stepbrother

A 16 year old girl named Skylar Gordon moves in with her mother into Jeremy's place her new boyfriend since parents got divorced and moves in with Jeremy and his son.