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Yes Andy?

My parents signed a contract when I was first born that stated I'd be sold as a vampire slave when I turned 18. They never told me about this. I had to figure that out on my own when the men in the black suits came to take me away. I saw all the scared faces at the auction center. Before I knew it I was bought by the...

Dark Black Magic

Raised by her witch Grandmother deep in the forest, Skyler has lived a friendless life of isolation and magic. Her fortunes change when she accidentally binds herself to the powerful demon known as Rayne. This former Prince of Hell is inexplicably drawn towards Skyler and finds himself determined to protect her. Skyl...