What? A very confusing tale by DerpyBeluga

So this is one of those stories that might make you want to say the title... that's because the story is weird. Extremely weird. And confusing, too. Anyways, I [DerpyBeluga] hope you enjoy, and come back later. Contains violence, forehead lasers, and potatoes. Disclaimer from Tobias Eon: This story was written com...