Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Try Me | klance

『I just don't like the fact that you have to ask. Like I mean I know it's not obvious but, I mean it shouldn't have to- you shouldn't have to ask if someone's okay with who you are, you know?』 ✧ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏғ ᴛᴡᴏ sᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏs ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ✧ ➵ High school! au & rock band! au ...

Dirty Laundry

*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, rig...

Fear || klance

Everyone thought he was afraid of nothing. That was until Shiro found him shaking and in tears after a fear simulator.

partners | klance

"You will be working in pairs-" Lance's face lit up. He already turned to Hunk's desk to ask him to work with him. "-who will be chosen alphabetically." Lance froze. He's going to be working with Keith. He raised his hand to protest. A story about being paired for a school project, mutual pining and bed sharing. (thi...

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Mary-Sue Scanner

Is YOUR character a Mary-Sue? Find out here in our Mary-Sue Scanner whether or not your character is a filthy Mary-Sue, or a character worthy of being read about.

Writing Prompt Ideas

Hey! This is basically a few samples of writing prompts and some ideas! I don't care if you use them, just credit me. Vote and comment?

Two Sides of the Same Coin ( camp camp )

The dust has settled after Daniel, and things have returned to a sense of semi-normalcy. Then David begins to act strange. He's hiding things, and there's someone on his phone he just can't seem to stop talking to. David has a secret to keep, and Max is determined to pry it out of him. What he finds, though, is worse...

The book of Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty memes, fanart, scenes,fumny and sad moments, just everything Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty forever. Www.rickandmorty.com Www.rickandmorty4ever.com Rick and morty for a hundred years Rick and morty. If you couldn't tell already this is a Rick and Morty book

Scripts

My random scripts ._. Just because I......uh.....I like writing scripts.... And....well there is no and... I have lots of random scenes in here! A lot of them come from actual conversations I've had, some being text conversations and such. This isn't really a serious book, it's more humor!

Living With The Alternates «Danti And Septiplier?»

Darkiplier And Anti Septic, The Opposites Of JackSepticEye And Markiplier, Decide To Move In With Them! The Two May Cause A Little Bit Of Trouble, But It's Mostly Fun Trouble! «Smut Warning!»