The Starbucks Hotline

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

DanTDM's Life

A series of small stories about the Minecraft sensational Youtuber, DanTDM!

MY COOK BOOK

ongoing ⋮ slow updates ! hungry? this simple recipe book includes easy, fast dishes to make on the-go on a busy monday or comfy sunday! * *lowercase writing is intentional. ily btw :,) i wrote this 3 years ago so it's cringey 💀