Is This A Joke? (Joke book)

OH HI THERE! I'm going to have my first book to be a joke book. It isn't going to be only jokes, though, but also things that were funny, in my opinion, when I heard/read/thought of it. A lot of people have joke books, and some jokes are going to be the same, but that can not be avoided. That I have the same joke as...

So this is LOVE! (ONGOING)

Here's what I know: THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE TO READ EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. Today just read and do nothing. Today, just stay put and just like any other day, don't find him.