Dirty Jokes

None of these jokes are mine. Full credit goes to the owners

Joke

Want to laugh all day long ? this is the solution for your problem this is just a bunch of joke's and random qoutation , you now what I mean , this book is dedicated to all my readers .

BULLY & His Crush (Boy x Boy) [COMPLETED]

"Ethan." Aiden pauses. "I want you." He softly bites my ear. "I want to kiss you more than you will ever know." Trying to avoid the daily beatings of the school bully can be challenging. But what happens if the schools bully has a crush on you?

Sweet Revenge [sample - now a published book available on Amazon!]

Grace Connely is fat. Plain and simple. Day by day, she is tormented by her bully, Lucas Keith; who is rude, conceited and mean. And Grace can't seem to shake him off. What's the best way to get back at someone who made your life a living hell? Revenge. But revenge isn't that simple. Complications always get in the wa...

His Nerd Next Door

One thing, just one little thing Julie had to do to have a... Let's say decent... First day at her new school... Don't. Draw. Attention. First impressions mean everything. Just one little screw up and she knew that she would have to wish her junior year goodbye. So she decided to stick to this one grand rule that woul...

The Bad Girl's Return

Kimberly Zanders was the nerd. The one who was always pushed around not only because she was a nerd but because she was chubby. She always kept quiet and dreamed of how different life would be if she were skinny and pretty and if she was popular. In reality Kimberly didn't have a single friend much less a boyfriend. S...

Love Her Softly

The last thing Liam Mcyntire expected to find in his barn one cold February morning, was a half-starved , frozen-solid woman. She's covered in bruises and full of mistrust and suspicions. He'd been perfectly content in his bachelor life of trapping critters, selling furs and living in solitude but this mysterious woma...

Mean girls

This story is about a girl named Kate and she's now to this school and there's some girls she better look out for

Valentine's Day : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 2

*CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 2* FIRST DRAFT Lila receives an ominous Valentine's Day card. Cupid & Cal are keeping a dark secret. Fate is being interfered with. And a sadistic, and extremely powerful banished cupid is intent on stealing Lila's heart. Literally. In the eagerly anticipated BOOK 2 OF THE CUPID'S MATCH SERIES - Ar...

After Life (Collection of Short Stories)

'Funny how sometimes the people who you would take a bullet for, are the ones that pulled the trigger' What would you do if you had another chance at life? [The awesome cover is from @kookie_owns_me. Bless her skillz.]

He didn't mean it

Read first chapter. If you don't like sad stories, then this is not for you.

The Last Day

"The Last Day" is a collection of short stories, which have a unique characteristic to it. All of them have a inanimate object in focus which weaves the character's storytelling into it. It's named "The Last Day" since it deals with the parting moments of characters.

Wrong Number Included | ✔

"Aurel?" "I told you I'm not a girl" "Well, since I haven't seen you, your sexuality is not confirmed" "You want me to send you a pic of my penis?" "tempting but no" #1 in short story [7/22/16] Book Two From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved This book was edited by @LunaValdez24

Extremely Short Horror Stories (Two Sentence Horror Stories)

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

The Bad Boy's Girl (Now Available as a Paperback and ebook)

AVAILABLE NOW IN PAPERBACK AND EBOOK WITH EXCLUSIVE COLE POV CHAPTERS:http://badboysgirl.pagedemo.co/ "Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you'd follow...

Prince with Benefits

**Unedited, messy & with lots of mistakes. But you will still swoon if you give it a chance lol (but you've been warned)** After a bad breakup, Emily moves across the world to find herself. Getting involved in a relationship is the last thing she wants, but that changes when she meets a handsome stranger, who's perfec...

Playing His Game

"You okay there, partner?" he chuckled. Our bodies were centimeters away from touching so I took a step back. A fatal mistake, which caused my back to hit the wall, trapping me in front of him. He smiled. ________________________________________________________________________________ Audrey has never considered anyth...

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

Married to the Prince of Darkness (COMPLETED)

Amelia Hayden is busy senior at college with no time for boys, parties or fun. This all changes one Halloween night after she accidentally finds herself at the center of a cruel prank that sees her being offered up to the local legend, the Prince of Darkness, as his virginal bride. Believing the urban myth to be untru...

Hating The Player

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction and #5 in Romance || Melody Carson has been in the same class as Tyson McCannon since primary school. She's watched him play with girls, set the school on fire, skip classes, prank teachers, smoke behind the school, break the law, get into fights with other guys for fun and even w...

68 Days And Counting

NOTE: 68 Days and Counting is going to be published! The story has been split into two books and slightly altered for publication being renamed: Hitting the Crossbar (April 18th 2023) and Across the Line (April 2024). You can now buy Hitting the Crossbar here: https://books.wattpad.com/shop/p/hitting-the-crossbar Des...

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...