Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

avengers → preferences/one shots

includes: → tony stark → steve rogers → clint barton → bucky barnes → bruce banner & sometimes: → pietro maximoff → sam wilson → loki → thor → phil coulson → vision

The Hoodie Girl

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. Whe...

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...

Pete & Daisy

He needs a place to live, she needs a baby daddy. Pietro Santangelo and Marguerite White are students at prestigious Columbia University in New York City. She is a fun-loving, free spirit who finds herself in a bit of a familial bind, he is an exchange student with a chronic case of poverty. They concoct a plan t...

𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

BIG EIGHT SERIES (Book 2: When I return) (Book 3:The Shadows Beneath) (Book 4: When the cold comes) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hiccup Haddock, Flynn Rider and Jack Frost are new students at DreamDisney Academy. They meet Kristoff Bjorman,Merida van Broch, Anna Winters, Punzie Carona and Elsa Winters. But when a late comer arri...

The Hybrid ( BOOK I & II)

"Do you really want me, all of me? I'm not like other werewolves or vampires. I can't mark you, I can't fully shift into wolf form, I have a beast inside of me, Genevieve. Is that what you really want?" *****Best Ranking: #1 Vampire 5/13/2015 **** ((ROUGH DRAFT))